Glory upon your house!

wall-to-wall cunts

What in the eldritch scarousy abomination …

Oh noo!! I’ve accidentally let my roots grow into the water, boy I sure hope nobody enters my root-butthole at a high rate of speed …

(But don’t out me like that - look how many gov drones are perched up on those trees!)

Godspeed.

american tv

I’m not Murikan, but I think kill is ok, it’s the nipples that lewd that nation.

You can unfuck the meme, but not that couch.

… ok, but y’all would also complain if he would have killed the couch & fucked the Pope, so …

A scholar of memery,
a meme connoisseur,
a memetics farmer.

Elon resembles Putin way more than he does MAGA.

Ok, but I claim fiction … for now.

For a split second I thought this … Auschwitz enthusiast (??) was using one of these:

He needs an actual typewriter instead of a keyboard to go where no douche has gone before.

Thinkbrosis - the bane of my is.

Thx, I hate it now.

… I’m pretty sure on the fifth panel those two are doing stuff to the working class.

They made the prequel already - wiki/Three_Mile_Island_accident.

“No Cock Like Horse Cock” in my ass

Well that’s stupid, I didn’t even get an extra joke from this.

It’s a great vibe, prob fun to do.

(Like you are pulling on a trigger?)

Lick it!

Oh, I hate these little shits, they stick their thumb up your bum & won’t let go - now suddenly I’m lugging around 4 balls & I’m doing all kinds of shit I was (rightfully) too scared to do before.