… 100 dead CPUs is news?

That’s about how many Cybertrucks arent dead (yet) overall … tho that isn’t a fair comparison to begin with.

Don’t get me wrong, if there is something to fix they should, and ofc RMA, but those feel normal numbers (the AMD thing I mean).

The people need their ads (or whatever the reasoning is), show some compassion, in a few decades they’ll only be seeing the same Nuka Cola ad everywhere.

And I didn’t ask for neither of those things.

I would assume one would go full speed on the hamster wheel, now with the magnet behaving like a dynamo, & generate so much electricity it would electrocute the family.

The hamster ofc wouldn’t stop running & over the next few days build up so much energy it would successfully super sayan way past level 9000 and start moving from world to world just destroying planets for fun.

Ez, it’s obviously fake (the hamster would try to move & it’s not like you don’t notice a magnet stuck to a cage either) but a funny fantasy story, sort of an early boomer-humour.

Yo, I heard you like ads so we put ads in your ads.

Only a grey palette away from a Bloodborn boss.

Buttplug for baby platypus cosplay fursona?

Omg, I envy that!! <3

(This person has one set aside, his very favourite one that they named it, and listens to their balls absolutely all the time at work.)

“Hey!! Give me a listen, it’s my stethoscope!”

. . .

“Wait, are you trying to listen to your balls with your ass???”

Thank you.
I much prefer it to the crude ‘flying cocks’ one.

An oppressive vampire class that we still like sometimes!

Rocket designs are worm(-with-diarrhea)-inspired!!

If I’m only 200 metres away and I still can’t see any peen … then it must be a cold day.

The two Jesuses in the background don’t have balloons!

Yes, I agree, it’s perfectly fine - jamming the door is more of a phobic anxiety.

Then again, 95% of such locks are prob vulnerable to simpler attacks.

Old locks can be brutal to keys, it’s what grinds the steel keys down & at some point even new keys don’t last as long.

This jams the lock! :D