Obligatory this is a joke. Do not do this!

  • don@lemm.ee
    311·
    6 days ago

    lawulz, nothing but children on this here site. I literally cartwheel over to yon laydeez in my custom joker costume ($13k! Yep. You fools read that correctly .) from “suicide squad” just to show them that the movie was fantastic and if they disagree, then I dodged the reality of the situation like Neo dodges bullets in (((The Matrix))).

    Thoughts and tariffs to those foolish enough to disagree.

      • don@lemm.ee
        5·
        6 days ago

        I’m humbled by your compliment, and none have, or ever could exceed it.

        Edit: reading further your comments on autism, I meant what I replied literally. Few others would have thought to say that, and even fewer still would have tried to imagine my nightmares. You might actually have.

        • daggermoon@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          6 days ago

          Thanks for the clarification. Do you remember your nightmares? I don’t think I have nightmares. Or if I do I don’t remember. With the brain fog I don’t remember lots of things though.

          • don@lemm.ee
            1·
            6 days ago

            I don’t remember all of my dreams or nightmares, but I remember a few. I think I have a fairly strong memory compared to most others I’ve met, but I’ve most certainly had both nightmares and pleasant dreams. I can remember both nightmares and pleasant dreams.

            Some of my nightmares that I remember go back to when I was a young child, and pleasant dreams dreams, too. I am also aware that I’ve had both nightmares and dreams that I don’t remember. That’s sometimes unsettling.

            Both nightmares and good dreams both work the same with me, in that I can either remember them, or am unable.

            The effects of your brain fog may be similar to why I forget many of both my dreams and nightmares, but I don’t know for sure.

  • lath@lemmy.world
    11·
    6 days ago

    Just a prank, bro! Unless you howl at the moon and piss on nearest landmark to assert dominance. Then it’s so on!

    • daggermoon@lemmy.worldOP
      8·
      6 days ago

      I’m sorry, I’m kind of an idiot. I understand the Wikipedia article but not the comment or how they’re related.

      • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
        9·
        6 days ago

        Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself

        • daggermoon@lemmy.worldOP
          7·
          6 days ago

          I wish I could say I understood the derivative joke, but yes I see it’s derivate now. I too am autistic. It’s fun isn’t it? I have trouble understanding simple concepts through text. Poe’s law is dope.

          • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
            21·
            6 days ago

            So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.