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The mouth to mouth part is no longer medically advised, in favor of effective chest compressions.

You now only have to think about how you’re going to perform effective chest compressions on an animal whose anatomy you don’t understand at all (or even if you’re supposed to do them to begin with), and, assuming you should do them, keep doing them until a veterinarian qualified to resuscitate a giraffe can be flown in from thousands of miles away.

Good news! You got this. Have fun!

Caroline’s religious beliefs, however, did nothing to stop her from gleefully swan diving into Charles’ debauchery with wild abandon.

The serene look on that person’s face is inspiring. “Yes, I do this all the time, and you should, too.”

It’s delicious!

Show me in my comment where I indicated I was trying to convince white people of a single fucking thing. Fuck forbid I express my displeasure at an egregious situation by means I see fit. I hate to be the bearer of bad fucking news, but quite a few people have no interest whatsoever in being fucking polite about what’s going on.

When there’s a booger up in there, I do not fuck around.

Well, shit, if they’re taking orders, I’ll have a bhuna gosht with basmati and an order of naan, please.

My guy on the right completely underestimating how fast those guys can move if they want.

Sweet, anti-white racist slurs are on the table. LFG

(casually sips green tea) Go get ‘em, Rocket!

Fahrvergnügen.

IYKYK

Seriously tho How the hell lower boobies bigger?

(cricket chirps, but halfway through stops, sees who’s talking, and quietly leaves.)

The ones who voted for the tariffs either didn’t know this happened, forgot, or see a lovely shade of plaid when they look up into what we call the sky.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we all gotta p sometime.

Yeah, she looks absolutely thrilled…

Bam. Right here. It’s all about that weight distribution, simple as. First time I grabbed a carton by the light end, my stomach dropped. Not having that, no way.

“This is exactly what we voted for.” — Republicans

Oh, we know you’re staying in, we’re just glad you realized that as soon as you did. If you hadn’t… the consequences? They’d never have been the same.

If you could do that to a degree you deem effective, you’d be significantly wealthier than the ridiculously vast majority of the population, and would be considered wealthy enough to avoid the penalties of having voted however you wish.