I heard a story once about a guy who was doing those activities with a lady friend in his bedroom. He lived with his parents. They made a bit of a mess on the bedsheets. He was loading the sheets into the washing machine when his mum asked why he was washing them in the middle of the day. His response, “I spilled my Chinese”

Your spilled spaghetti story reminded me of it, so now you get to enjoy the phrase too!

First they came for the sex, then they came after the drugs. Now they’re trying to take my rock and roll

In our house we refer to the slotted spoon as the ‘Jesus spoon’ because it’s holy. My eldest daughter recently said she thought it was because when Jesus was crucified he was holey. I’ve havent thought about it the same way since

Purple urine bag syndrome?

Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome

Linus tech tips recently reviewed a car with semi auto self driving. It can keep you in the lane and at the right speed. He said it’s perfect for school zones because he knows he doesn’t have to watch the Speedo and give that extra attention to watching for kids walking out. I have to agree with him, there is a school on my commute and the speed drops to 20mph. I let the car do that bit while I worry about little (or sometimes big) feet.

Would I trust that system to spot a child before I do? Not a chance.

Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

Sauce?

Edit : nvm https://youtu.be/PJQVlVHsFF8

Thanks to the poster who wrote OOGA CHAKA

There are so many ways they can put the squeeze on. Session time limit, throttle fraffic, restrict usage times etc.

Then you can sell a monthly VPN+ subscription and offer revisiting lifetime users 2 years free if they move to the new “better” service.

I’m not saying I agree with any of this, but it’s certainly not a new strategy. They’ve nothing to lose. Those who are pissed off will leave, you already have their money and those who want to stay will pay up.

The VPN company can have their cake and eat it

Turns out we die every night ¯\(ツ)/¯

I just don’t connect the snoopy bastard to my network 😂

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I work for an MSP. I can assure you, those who believe they need excel to do their job are willing to die on that hill, and take the whole department with them

So THATS what an octopussy is!

I mean, it’s a couple of eggs, Michael. What could they cost? 10 dollars?

I used to ask customers to unplug their modem, tell me were the pins on the plug all brass or did it have black tips so I knew which model they had.

In reality I just wanted them to turn the damn thing off and on again

How come not proton? Did they get caught with their hands in the cookie jar traffic logs?