I’ll fucking do it again.

Mine will sometimes feel rowdy and chase me into the bathroom to bite my ankles. It’s good to know that, deep down, he’s just concerned about my safety.

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lick - chomp - ch-OMP - CHOMP

Crust is important to counter the greasiness of the center. When I eat pizza, I alternate between the center and the crust so that the average mouth feel on any two consecutive bites remains roughly the same.

“Tell your Mom I want treats!”

I guess you got to talk to the manager.

Username checks out.

There’s a direct correlation between the usage of the term “direct correlation” and being an absolute imbecile.

This version is somehow both better and worse.

I love how one half is clear, so you can see what’s inside.

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*blinks horizontally*

Close enough.

BARF is an acronym for biologically appropriate raw food, which is a kind of pet diet in which owners feed their pets raw food (some pet owners swear by it, I personally think it’s nonsense). This product looks like a pure supplement that is only meant to be added to raw food for extra nutrients.

As an extreme “owl”, I’m also on that journey, although it remains a struggle. What helped me a lot is to set an alarm in the evening to trigger my evening routine without depending on my internal sense of time. My preference is still different, hence the struggle, but my body accommodated to the routine fairly quickly.

No downvotes from me. I cycle every day, it’s my only mode of transportation, and the number of poorly adjusted lights on other people’s bikes is staggering.

Cereal is now stuck to the bottom of the cup.

Block out your annoying wife’s contractions with these Audiophile Headphones™.