Eau de Bouffon

Utucky

No u.

Baked beans slices?

Gimme that co-pilot with real intelligence —> Shows you syntax errors and inconsistent object definitions.

I said real intelligence —>

Yes, I simply don’t think this one is particularly good.

I get that, but this parody just replicates the original humor.

Fine line between mirroring and holding up the mirror. This feels more like the former.

Comedian: My wife won’t fuck me on command.

Boomers: Funniest shit ever.

“You will pay for this, Deborah. I will make sure you pay for this dearly.”

He’s being deployed there.

I mean define “song”. My girlfriend and I are no composers, but we got a lil jingle for our cat that features the word “potato” a lot.

But only during full wolf.

Don’t worry. They will conduct an internal review, which will identify the officer at fault and punish him by having him go on paid vacation.

Me: Teams, can I please add this file to this folder?

Teams: Sure, just click “Add file” and navigate to the file you want to add.

Me: Can you let me just drag and drop?

Teams: No, fuck you. Click “Add file”.

When my cat tries to ambush us, he likes to hide in his cat tunnel with his butt sticking out. You can tell an attack is imminent by his signature wiggle.

The facial expression is truly ahead of its time.

I think I just suffered a mild stroke reading this.

Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:

"Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.

Dear Fred,

…"

My cat was already a batshit weirdo when we met him at the shelter. But that was partly the reason we ended up adopting him. He fits in, and we love him.