Cats’ inner demons are definitely orange.

Ours must be this one’s twin. Looks exactly like him and also does this. I agree, it’s adorable.

Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

Yes, that was my (humorous) point. The cat can be related to other cats even if it is neutered.

The kitten could be his nephew, or his first cousin once removed.

Get it together!

I think I read about it in a book once, where it was called “wrongthink”.

My cat also refuses to be defined by simple labels like that.

What is this, a bike lane for ants!?

“These lazy servants and their unintelligible bickering. I was asking for food and now this.”

Probably, but if it turns out on the higher end of that, say 0.8%, then that’s also not nothing, considering that it’s the result of firing one (1) dude.

Yeah, the way he does it is basically how everyone did it even 10 years ago. The tools were mostly the same then as they are now, with the exception of AI and the fact that handwriting wasn’t as big a thing anymore when today’s undergrads were in school. If you have a fluid and moderately quick handwriting, paper notes will typically be easier to take and more useful for revising the material later on.

Cousin Merle, recipient of the prestigious Joseph McCarthy professorship for Chucking Beer Cans Behind the Shed

Perhaps universities would hire more conservative professors if more conservatives were smart enough to be one.

Maybe they just ran into the sole survivor of another metal band’s photoshoot and decided to join up.

Cousin Merle’s (including toenails).

𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖓.

The threshold of evidence for this is “reasonable suspicion”, which means that the police can pull you over based on their subjective opinion that a crime, such as being brown, might be committed.

What an absolute unit, lol. Looks a bit like mine, also a Tuxedo that got the snippy-snap later in life with a distinctly unit-like look. (Though not as absolute as this one.)

but i guess the 6 pack is the price of 5 cans?

That’s a standard method for hiding a price increase. You start with a pack of 6 priced at $5.99. You then run a “5+1” campaign advertising this special deal at just $5.49. Great value! Finally, you end the campaign and set the new price at $5.49 × (6/5) = $6.59. Doing it this way reduces profit for the duration of the campaign, but customers won’t be as angry as with a straight increase, because the actual increase in this method is the $5.49 for the 5+1, which doesn’t “feel” like an increase.