Mine don’t make me feel happy. They just make me feel not depressed and kind of “blah”.

It’s not great but it’s better than feeling depressed all the time.

She tried but was thwarted by her incompetent henchmen.

Lol I know. Years ago when TBS aired the movie, they changed the phrase to “Yippee Ki-Yay Mister Falcon.”

I still think is hilariously dumb.

The Muppet Christmas Carol is the best film version of A Christmas Carol hands down.

Mister Falcon

It’s pretty hard to find a kid that doesn’t have Snapchat anymore. Basically being trained to hand over all their personal info to random strangers as soon as they’re able to hold a cell phone.

And of course they hide the read messages for the end user to provide the illusion that it’s “deleted” which I have to admit is brilliant. Extremely unethical but brilliant.

US Farmers:

I wouldn’t say social media is inherently bad. Engagement driven social media is bad. Unfortunately, that’s pretty much all mainstream social media anymore.

Facebook wasn’t terrible before they shifted their algorithm to drive engagement; and by extension, conflict. It turned to shit really quick after that.

“A rising tide lifts all ships.” That’s not strictly a progressive philosophy. More a philosophy held by people who aren’t idiots.

He knows how it works. He just doesn’t care. He’s decided his job is to serve the wannabe emperor no matter the cost.

Dating my now wife. The company refused to admit that was the reason. My bosses boss, who called to notify me of my termination while I was home sick, gave me some weird spiel about me “overstepping my authority” and refused to elaborate further. But I’m 99% sure that was why even though we violated no official company policies, because my [now] wife was fired on the same day. They took a really dim (albeit unwritten) view of dating between employees. Even ones that worked in different departments, at different offices.

Ironically, VP’s banging their secretaries on the side, with everyone knowing, was apparently fine.

Didn’t really matter. They kept telling me to do things that I considered unethical and I kept telling them “no” so it wasn’t going to last. They lost a good employee. I got a good wife. As far as I’m concerned, I came out on top.

One of the best things about maturing – which often comes with but is not guaranteed by age – is learning to be comfortable with yourself. Teenagers tend to spend a lot of their emotional energy clamoring for approval from peers, not yet aware that it’s really their own approval they need.

This unfulfilled need can lead teens to do or say all kinds of silly or even hurtful things. Some teens grow into adults without ever learning how to love themselves. I don’t think that’s the case for most people. Just a small minority but you may encounter them in the workplace from time to time.

It’s also worth noting that psychologists believe around 10% of the population suffers from some type of personality disorder, most of them undiagnosed. I’m reasonably certain that I’ve encountered at least a few of these people in my career.

Well unfortunately the President of the United States is bad at business and the Republicans are …Republicans. The only thing that matters to either are rich people.

“Attention KMart Shoppers!”

I served on the board of a Section 8 housing authority for a number of years.

You would be amazed at the number of people who don’t understand that leases are legally binding contracts and there are actual, enforceable consequences for violating the conditions of it.

“You guys can’t evict me.”

“Uhhh, yeah, we can. It just so happens that hording 30 cats in your house and letting them soak every inch of the place with piss is a violation of the terms of your lease.”

K’NEX. I used to build all kinds of cool stuff out of those when I was a kid.

That’s them there liberal talking points from Democrat Jesus.

Popping their ears. I can “pop” my ears by opening my eustachian tubes on demand. I can even hold them open if I want to. Apparently a lot of people can’t do that.

MAGA… “Free thinkers.” Lol.