And you already know they’re gonna autogenerate audio-ads and product placements in these summaries as soon as people start using them.

Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

Great, now that 50% of a video can be a direct call for genocide, does that at LEAST mean I can use ONE instance of a “bad” word or speak of “icky” things like death and drug abuse without being demonized?

Purple, but yellow has the quicker and more mass appealing answers. “While I don’t condone their behavior, I wouldn’t go so far as to call it genocide. Several historical and sociopolitical factors as well as rigid definitions must be taken into account” doesn’t make for a great Tiktok.

We’re all works of art and deserve some rest? Aren’t you just the sweetest

You’ll need a load-bearing bottom…

Beep boop

Can’t wait for Google to AI-summarize AI-generated social media posts for artificial Google users created to hike ad prices. It’s gonna be wild

Which is such a shortsighted move because as soon as all the news portals close shop Google’s scraper will have nothing relevant to summarize and is gonna be shit.

“Putting diapers on now, DTF?”

Mysophobia as in constantly washing my hands and not being able to concentrate when I didn’t shower. Camping and festivals were hell. This was in my teens, then I got drafted and three months of boot camp fixed it. Shock therapy works.

I have a friend who all of a sudden was broken up with by their decade-long partner. Never saw it coming, never got full closure. Point is you can’t look into someone’s head and you might never get a definitive answer as to “why” and “how” and the sooner you accept that the sooner you can move on.

Sounds harsh now, but things end and this too shall pass eventually. Stay strong.

“masks restrict my freedom” & “vaccines cause autism” are a good start

Yes keep at it, reddit wasn’t built in a day!