Not necessarily. I just meant in the context they provide for the event.

Yall n’wahs need blessed Vivec.

No. How did you reach that conclusion?

Seems like a good opportunity to frame Musk and Erdogan as allies.

“What can we do to reduce how much our virulent racism impacts the economy?”

“Child labor?”

“Brilliant”

Is the butter there to get the taste of the other three out of your mouth?

CEO felt bad about what he did.

See, I feel like your case falls apart there.

Someone should turn this into an ad for adult diapers.

Feelings aside about what Mangione did, it seems like this shouldn’t be that challenging of a case. It’s impressive they’re managing to fuck it up this badly.

This reminds me of a joke:

So this guy is drinking at the bar after work, and he has a few too many and ends up puking on himself. He says, “Shit, when my wife finds out I got this drunk, she’s gonna kill me.” The bartender says, “I know how you can get out of it. Take a twenty out of your wallet and put it in your shirt pocket. When you get home, tell your wife that some other guy puked on you, and gave you the twenty to cover the dry cleaning.”

So the guy decides to try that. He gets home and, sure enough, his wife asks him what happened. He says, “I went to happy hour with some coworkers, and some guy that looked like he’d been there all day threw up on me. He gave me twenty dollars to cover the dry cleaning bill.” She says, “Why do you have forty dollars, then?” He says, “He also shit in my pants.”

At least they’re happy to give up the desk by the window.

Beaver: hears running water

“It’s like music to my ears. And I hate music.”

You’d think he’d know how to dress for one.

The magic school bus will bust her out ez pz. The state is about to learn why you don’t fuck with the Frizz.

I respect preferred pronouns and am strongly in favor of reforming/replacing capitalism, but preferring boneless wings is a step too far.

If evil, then why hot?

The prophet hath spoken. Burn the heathens who would pronounce Em Spaint improperly.

man who has his panties in a bunch about the antisemitism at Harvard

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

The book worked on too many people for this to be funny to me.

Know how I know this is fiction? The claw machine has a strong grip. Also other things.