I’d like to see more Doom speedruns where the jump-scares break the fourth wall and the keyboard starts gnashing on the players fingers like an enraged tomato-beast cacodemon.
bryndos
- 0 Posts
- 16 Comments
Joined 6 days ago
Cake day: July 28th, 2025
You are not logged in. If you use a Fediverse account that is able to follow users, you can follow this user.
7·3 hours agoCool, they got SLAMMED!. That’ll learn them.
1·3 hours agoI thinks that’s about right for the UK, but at least one of my bikes is considerably cheaper.
Begs the question, why th efuck does anyone drive anywhere in this cuntry? A lot of severe mobility disabilities I think.
Just make sure his grinder/ knife/bullet hits you in the foam+plastic bike helmet. you’ll be golden.
No 1 rule of the concrete jungle, when they’re in heat do not honk back even if it’d be *really * funny. And if they’re randy enough to be seeping fluid out of the exhaust pipe , . . . I pray for you.
Haha, yeah. If you like, I can design a really cheap study with a small enough sample size that the chances of 50% are lower than either 0 or 100.
That’s how science works right, exploit the logistic distribution for the LOLs (and funding from an interest group). Aw shit-bags, this is not sciencemems,
I really like those stealth bike racks where they put a car shape on the road facing side so that the cars don’t get upset that they lost a potential parking spot.
They’ll never see through this clever ruse;. Most cars have pretty poor eyesight; the only way they’ll figure it out is if they honk at it, and it doesn’t respond convincingly.
I think it’s the fire thing that is really their killer feature. So to speak.
It’ll be like MS windows. "Service needed " message will pop up as soon as you get in, then it’ll drive straight to the nearest service centre , however many 100’s of km away, and keep you hostage inside 'til you pay the bill.
I think you mean they went to Y’aIl.
you say maters I say martyrs
How’d they get rid of the fucking cabbies? They were most of the car traffic round Bank from what I remember.
They used to do rolling honking protests round the whole town about every least little thing, especially anything questioning their god given rights to pump half-combusted diesel down everyone else’s throats.
Stupid Ghents.