Local government is mid, I’m going to give them a solid C tier. State government is… probably B tier. Federal government… F? Possibly G or even H tier? Depending on how much of a tier list purist you are.

If he were my father I’d have committed patricide years ago

Block. As in, “is there a charger in here? No goddamn it I have my own cord I just need the block”

Dopesmoker by Sleep, listen to the whole thing it’s a real jam

Roots reggae. It’s good for the soul.

Hope ya like weed

There’s a big ass river, so on this side of it you’re in IL and the other side is IA.

It’s entirely vibe based, some people I’d talk to no problem but other people… hell nah. Overall I’d say 2/10

My 6 year old calls it “Mac’n” he drops the cheese

I always have a lighter so I could make fire, I can forage and fish and trap if I have to, and I’m pretty good with bushcraft. I also usually have a couple cannabis seeds in one of those keychain style pill bottles so I’m in it for the long haul, I don’t think I’d even want to get rescued 😅

Chechnya… Georgia… Azerbaijan…

In Illinois you can get buried on your own property, I told my kids to claim my skull for the mantle and compost the rest.

Who could have ever possibly guessed that spending billions of dollars on fancy autocorrect was a stupid fucking idea

How do those dumb shit Teamsters feel right now, I wonder

Sometimes I’ll get two chipotle bowls if I’m feeling especially peckish

Let’s see so it’s '02, which means I’m powerless to try to stop 9/11. That’s pretty much my only time travel plan, it’s my “kill baby Hitler”, so that sucks.

I have watched almost everything from this channel and always thought that they’re pretty objective

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvOF-MfWe6bE6LQv295myALQIa-7rEuIj

I’m trying to think of one single world government that isn’t brutal authoritarians

I don’t usually have cash so I say “sorry I don’t have any” and move on. I also volunteer my time with various local orgs so I don’t feel bad

Which I believe is specifically supposed to be London