Nothing wrong with the world, just the people in it

Have you played Tempest Rising yet? It’s good 👍

The Color Out of Space, I think he does really well in that and it’s scary as fuck.

The Wicker Man, because of the scene with the bees is priceless.

And of course, Mandy. I will not elaborate further, just watch it.

Your house isn’t level. Nobody’s is. Get it to look right and that’ll be good enough

Rapists love using condoms I’m sure

Probably like some Brian Eno

We could but I mean he’s already got experience

Probably wake Cthulu

Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

Every night, I pray to Jah that I will wake up in a version of 2002 where Al Gore didn’t let Dubya steal the 2000 election.

Can I buy this yet

In a few years you won’t be able to anyway

I have my grandma’s speed square I use it every day, it’s from 1987

What if it’s a bar fight

I’d be in my own house, although it may look a little different. The guy that lives there would, presumably, be very confused. So I’d show him pictures of it on my phone and he would probably be even more confused and probably burn me alive as a witch.

I’d rather die than let Elon Musk put shit in my brain.

I’m actually a real Chad when it comes to backing in, can’t speak for others. But I also can’t see when I’m backing out, and I will win a fender bender because my bumpers are steel and quite high. So trust me my guy, it’s better for everyone that I back in.

I drive a pickup and I always back in, because I’m not trying to back up into traffic. It feels irresponsible.

Lmfao

I think we call them “townies” where I live