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Home of the deranged, land of the lawsuit.

That’s actually sweet thank you

I’m still using my grandma’s ashtray. She didn’t smoke chronic but I remember sitting with her at the table dropping winstons into that MF all day long. After she died (of cancer obviously, she smoked a pack a day since she was 12 years old and made it to 79) I took it. Now it lives in my library, and even though I don’t smoke cigs I use it every day for my joints.

Gotta build your chode callouses bro it’s like playing guitar

I haven’t worn underwear since 2009

“You call this a kidnapping? Pathetic. You’re a disappointment just like your father.”

I got laid off in September and now I’m about to get fucking evicted lmfao

AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!

It’s actually not watercolor, I’m just old and I don’t wear sunscreen 😂 take care of your ink, kids

It is lmfao it was my first one 🥲

I’m about to get my tattoo removed wtf

Dickhead Oligarch Getting Enriched

Babylon rots from the inside. Corrupt systems cannot last forever.

100% the national parks are amazing

Holy shit lmfao that’s pretty cool

Not playing whatever that game is that he said he’s really good at but actually doesn’t even play

I thought you were making that up because it was too relevant, so I grabbed my copy and there it is 🙃 one of these days you will be vaporized. You see too clearly.

I am 😁 fuck ICE

I work out of my shitty ass rust bucket truck and this would actually be helpful for me, right now I put my burger on the passenger seat and balance my phone precariously on the steering wheel. This would be sweet.

Congress would have to first stop him. He does so many blatantly illegal things though and nobody ever actually cares, though, so that’s unlikely.

Two inches from the best timeline. We got fucked.