Maybe you need to feed your fridge more fibre or have it drink more?

What does “yet” mean?

Give your cauliflowers a spa day in a nice cheese sauce jacuzzi

None of them; my forks are best

extremely activist about hating modern Windows and extremely reluctant to use anything else.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. I have Linux on my laptop but I cba dealing with bootloaders on my desktop and can’t lose Windows altogether.

(Last time I tried dualbooting was with XP I think, so probably it’s a lot easier now than it used to be but still…)

I only “upgraded” to Windows 10 (from 7) last year due to software I needed for work. Windows 10 is bad enough, I’m definitely not “upgrading” to 11 until I have to.

In my experience, 10 runs much slower than 7 with so many updates that just kill performance as they’re running. And I’ve had pop-up adverts recently and programs that open on startup despite being disabled

lmao gottem

“fuck me in the ass, that’s mildly inconvenient”

Is it the same specific five people for every child in the world? They must be super busy :/

Actually yes (in my opinion).

There’s two options. People have a choice in what they do and can change how they behave - in which case we, as a society, should help them to change and be their best selves. This process would take place somewhere where they could no longer harm anyone, a “locked rehabilitation centre” or whatever. Basically prison but without the hangups on what many prisons are like right now.

Option two, people don’t have a choice in what they do and can’t change - in which case, how can we blame them? Keep them out of harm’s way and let them live the best life they can without being a danger to anyone.

So, theoretically, anybody is eligible for redemption in my mind. Either because they can change and grow, or because they have literally no choice in their antisocial behaviour. In reality, the sort of people we’re talking about? I don’t know what they would have to do to prove to me that they have actually changed and want to atone for what they’ve done. Is it even possible to make up for the crimes of politicians and billionaires who will do anything to keep their money and power? Still, I don’t think that killing anyone is the correct answer in my ideal world

If I stop buying from Nestlé then the slaves wouldn’t have a job any more. Duh.

Just kidding, fuck Nestlé. I’ve been boycotting for a couple of years although I do miss some of their cereals…

There’s actually one woman in the prequals but she only exists as a sexy forbidden wife of the main character, Mr. Macho Skywalker, and she dies as soon as he breaks up with her so it’s all good.

Oligarchs hate this one weird trick

Haha thanks

Driving a car becomes a lot more difficult. Also, all cars would be mid- or rear-engined so that you could put a windscreen far lower to the floor and still see from your shitty chair.

More laptops or standing desks for computers.

The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!

Go for it. The problem with bestiality is informed consent, IMO. If you can hold a full conversation with an animal where it shows its understanding of the situation and consents and you won’t damage each other, who cares what you do?

Whort

This was exactly my response. If Hitler doesn’t count as being the one who killed millions, you don’t count as a good inventor / business person.

But in reality, it doesn’t matter. You should edit: SHOULDN’T be defending Hitler anyway…