Be not horny

If your military unit is getting bimated, make sure you say “bye, mate”

Fuck yes! It’s one of the levels where you are forced to play defensive for extended periods. Spartans are designed as an offensive weapon and to break the mold like this really makes the level stand out in my mind.

It’s a private function and you weren’t invited. No need to look closer

“People” is a very broad category. A lot of people in the world are kind, loving and caring and would absolutely stand together

If you get rid of the lead, it’s just “ing”

Imagine finding out you are neurotypical :(

Is there anything a person can do if they find out they or their child is neurotypical?

I watched Dark through once and thought the ending was weird, but I have good memories. I’m currently rewatching, I’m about halfway through S2. I would like to hear your theory because I think Dark is a really good show, but I won’t read for a couple of weeks to avoid reminding myself too much and spoiling it

whom I love*

Also, shut up you piece of shit

Yep, I just love having the Internet restricted for me! /s

OP is secretly a bat who sleep upside down. Nice try but you can’t fool me 🦇👀

You put up the wrong picture, OP. That’s actually Link

God after creating the kiwi:

£100,000 over 30 years at 4.5% would be £506 a month. That plus the stipulated £25,000 deposit will get you a bungalow or terraced house near me as of about 18 months ago. Rent in my area starts at around £700 for a house outside of town or a single room in town.

So yes, £500 mortgage is possible. Rent being twice the cost of a mortgage for a similar property is fairly common. Banks and landlords being shitheads is guaranteed.

I’d live in a world without rockets in a instant if it meant the Nazis didn’t exist

Guess what, it’s actually incorrect to be friends with a Nazi. Nice shitpost though

I suspect it’s different in different countries, but things like desecrating a corpse are often illegal. I expect if you carved it up and started throwing chunks around, that would be illegal even if it’s what the deceased wanted. Probably storing the body away and not telling the authorities of the death would also be illegal

I’m just envious of her ability to pick up that book while keeping her knees straight

To be fair, it’s not the car’s fault 🐷🐷

You know you can get Lemmy on the PC, right? You don’t actually need your cellphone license to view memes. Now I’ve just got to hand over my picture ID and insert this rectal scanner…

and…

now I can post this comment :)