There’s actually one woman in the prequals but she only exists as a sexy forbidden wife of the main character, Mr. Macho Skywalker, and she dies as soon as he breaks up with her so it’s all good.

Oligarchs hate this one weird trick

Haha thanks

Driving a car becomes a lot more difficult. Also, all cars would be mid- or rear-engined so that you could put a windscreen far lower to the floor and still see from your shitty chair.

More laptops or standing desks for computers.

The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!

Go for it. The problem with bestiality is informed consent, IMO. If you can hold a full conversation with an animal where it shows its understanding of the situation and consents and you won’t damage each other, who cares what you do?

Whort

This was exactly my response. If Hitler doesn’t count as being the one who killed millions, you don’t count as a good inventor / business person.

But in reality, it doesn’t matter. You should edit: SHOULDN’T be defending Hitler anyway…

Thank you trump, keep up the good work

When I wrote this I was thinking, “12 is a little young to be online but I guess they could be”. No, turns out someone born in 2007 would be 18 right now. Yikes

People born in 2007 shouldn’t be old enough to be online yet…

Whew, I take it back then :)

But the one on the right is actually full. Surely that’s worth the extra money

Just casually dropping the 38-year age gap in the marriage

We tried that in the UK and it’s not going great for us

To be fair, the computer is listed as having 500GB memory which is pretty insane

There’s two results now!

AFAB

Assigned farmer at birth? All farmers are bastards?

You decide

Even if it wasn’t a lie, you’d be better off treating the root cause of why people use drugs and providing safe spaces and testing kits for people who still want to use them. This is just an excuse to allow him to do what he was going to do anyway