To be totally fair, that’s only because you’re a moron who’s arguing about things you don’t understand. Moron.

No. This is not covered by freedom of speech.

Actually…yes, kinda of. I just started taking Midnite when I have trouble sleeping, and I normally fall asleep about 2.5 seconds after my head hits the pillow.

Holy crap, you put a lot of thought into my issue, lol thank you.

That’s not quite what we have though, the display is like a modern tablet, and if, and only if you login can you watch the Pelaton-style videos, which are your only options for workout programs.

My microwave thinks it’s a regular oven and keeps beeping if you don’t open the door. It doesn’t seem to understand it has stopped on its own and can shut the fuck up now.

My apartment gym has a Nordictrack treadmill that I hate nearly every aspect of. First of all, it requires you login to use any of the programs, which doesn’t really work with 200 potential users. It has lost internet every single time I’ve used it and needs a restart, even though I use manual mode, the UI buttons are tiny and impossible to read while you’re running, and don’t respond correctly, and worst of all, there’s no goddamn place to put your phone so you can watch Netflix.

But cats can’t flick things.

Hot Fuzz is incredible. There isn’t one wasted line in that script

When someone shoots him in the fucking face, I won’t feel even a little bad about it.

Why did you write your question twice?

Why did you write your question twice?

Cardigans, Burning Down the House with Tom Jones. Of course the original is incredible, but this version slaps.

Funny that Manic Monday is the first song on there, when there’s an old mashup remix album of American Idiot, and Whatsername is mashed with Manic Monday. The album is called Dean Gray, American Edit.

Is that what Ellie plays in TLOU2?

I really enjoy this cover of Dead Man’s Party

*loveseat

Well the Pope ghosted JD, so JD obviously ghosted the Pope.

I mean, in the show, he does punch people at full speed, and manage not to shatter every bone in his arm into a fine powder.

That is what I mean by flight. It just kind of looks more like he’s fast-forwarding than physically moving in our spacetime. Like warp speed.

…so what? How is that relevant to anything?

Yes, of course I do. I usually signal even when I’m totally alone on the road.