*loveseat

Well the Pope ghosted JD, so JD obviously ghosted the Pope.

I mean, in the show, he does punch people at full speed, and manage not to shatter every bone in his arm into a fine powder.

That is what I mean by flight. It just kind of looks more like he’s fast-forwarding than physically moving in our spacetime. Like warp speed.

…so what? How is that relevant to anything?

Yes, of course I do. I usually signal even when I’m totally alone on the road.

*has done, asshole. He has cancer, but he’s not dead yet.

Anyway, yesterday he pulled all his bags of treats out, but left them all completely untouched.

My mother made sure I knew what condoms were, and that I had attended health class when I had a serious girlfriend in high school.

My what now?

My mom used to pick out clothes for me as a little kid before school, and I’d come downstairs in completely different outfits.

I mean. Coleslaw or other slaw, potato or pasta salad, pickles? Mashed potatoes? Those are all good American BBQ sides.

I mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.

I still wipe first with a bidet. I don’t need little bits of poo going anywhere. And then I wipe after, because I don’t need swamp ass, either.

I think it’s a fucking asshole for not throwing citizen Trump in a deep dark prison cell the second he stepped out of the White House.

Conversely, I can eat any spicy food. My mouth feels it, but that’s all. Never any heartburn or painful time on the throne.

It’s definitely not 100%, and I’m rarely waking up at 6am, but I can usually just decide when I want to get up, and wake without an alarm. It’s like I can tell the time in my sleep.

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Ooohhh. Yeah, I grind that, or just break it up with my fingers if it’s fluffy.

I would add that weight loss is a simple math problem. Calculate your rough TDEE with an online tool, then eat a little less most days, with the occasional normal diet day. Calories In < Calories Out = Calories Burned. (But not for too long, because it can become unhealthy)

But great list otherwise. Thank you for the little cheat sheet.

A long time ago, i decided to myself there are people starving all over the world. Maybe it’s okay if I occasionally feel some mild hunger sometimes, and that helped a lot when I decided to actively drop. I still eat snacks, but it’s zero while the sun is up. Then at night I can easily add up my meals and know how much chocolate I can have, which is a critical nutrient in my book, especially paired with peanut butter.