No. My Corolla is from 1988.

Probably when Tasha asks Data if he’s fully functional.

Yes definitely.

Fortunately my grand children remain unborn.

Yeah, what he said. Not a great movie? Are you nuts. I just can’t…

Almost worth it. I spent 20 hours getting home (Florida) from Canada, 36 hours getting home from Tennessee and 15 hours getting home from Colorado. I’m finding more and more that the airlines have little value-add and that doesn’t even include the nightmare that is the TSA .

Pleeeeeeaaasse. It’s just one tiny little private jet and maybe one little tiny pilot to fly me. I hate traveling by air so much. What could be less minor? I think you should reconsider.

Private jet?

Yeah, but face it 78 bucks really only buys about $5 of eggs, right?

But that doesn’t fit the narrative that the danger is EVERYWHERE.

You’re right. Probably you would see one. But a lot of people just go to work and go home and go to work and go home. It is possible not to see one in person for a long time, but admittedly maybe not 10 years. Seeing it on the news is a different thing. I meant in person. I’ve seen them many times but, for instance, the last time I saw one, I was playing putt putt golf and they had some babies in a little pond out front that you could feed (436 in Orlando actually). So not, you know, in your house, or under your car. I’ve lived here virtually all of my life and never once had one surprise me in my swimming pool, in the yard or anything like that. That’s what I was actually referring to. Should have been more specific.

Just lay it on the base of the stand.

I know what you mean. I live in Florida and people always mention alligators. Truth is you can go a decade and never even see a gator. When you finally do, it’s probably in a zoo or something. I mean you do hear stories and it’s no surprise because you live in Florida. That’s where they are.

But Australia sounds like a whole nother level. I mean you guys have a venemous ant for crying out loud AND it’s aggressive. I mean the shear concentration of things that can kill you down there is off the charts. Crocs, box jellyfish, snakes, spiders even friggin kangaroos! Am I wrong?

I see.

Well scar sure. With I didn’t need those stitches in my leg. Zero out of 10. Would not recommend. I mean, do people gather scars for fun, like tattoos?

Are you sure? In Australia from what I’ve heard, I’m pretty sure it could bite through your skull and lay it’s eggs in there.

But if you were in Australia, you SHOULD be worried about your safety with something like that on your ceiling

Can you imagine the influx of people to those states?

“And you know what? I mowed that lawn for free.”

Great. So we’re stuck like this?