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it effects the entire world pal, just cause its not visibly right outside your front door doesnt mean youre above it

also, being smug is a shitty look

i wish you were wrong so fuckin bad :(

yes because there would be billions of people who would be willing to lift my drink to my lips for a sip and and help me dress etc

god damn son

well you helped the little girl. you will love again

like shakima greggs?

do not pleasure your partner for a full day after doing this

This may sound pretty normo, but Spinal Tap is a very funny faux metal band name.

I also liked Mouserat from Parks.

When it comes to fake band names Im a basic bitch it would seem

thats fair

fuck your AI bullshit. you’re burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on

aarke

a cat is not just for lemmy posts!! ;)

i also enjoyed this

we’re out of here tomorrow. thanks for saying that, but she wasn’t close to her father. its been a stressful trip none the less.

my wife is from a little village between bremen and hamburg. im actually currently there as her father just passed away. she spent the last 3 weeks cleaning out his apartment while stress eating multiple packs of criispfrish and kinder country

its just that your german-ness really showed in your post, between your username and the text on your watchface

did you have a multigrain brötchen cut in half with sliced salami and cream cheese on one and krabbensalat and a sprig of dill on the other for frühstück

yeah it fuckin sucks. you dont need to believe it or not, I swear to you (it also happened to my wife, Im a US citizen and she isn’t) this was in the dublin ireland departures when you go to the states. you actually go through immigration when youre still in ireland. so you go down an escalator to a specific part of the airport thats sectioned off from the rest for this. walking up to the desk, before i had a chance to take my passport out of my bag, while I was still about 10 feet away, he TSA agent said “hello [name]” they did the same thing to my wife. its disarming as youre not expecting it. there’s no knowing where in the line the facial recognition already took place. the idea you can consent/not consent is almost certainly purely theater.

ok thank you, exclamation, bracket bracket then the link in parenthesis

I had a TSA agent say my name as I walked up to the booth. They 100% scanned me before I was in earshot of the agent.