I’m here in the meager effort to create some joy, because I am utterly overwhelmed by the awful.

When the World is Running Down - The Police

I need this guy to be legit, stay legit, help turn this whole fucking country around in '28. Democratic Socialism Now.

And I bet he doesn’t say thank you once!

Oh shit son, it’s Big PsPs. He’s watching, yo.

That’s my mom’s favorite part!

What in the blue applesauce fuck were you thinking marrying this deficient human being and then dying young and leaving me with them. Dad, not cool bro.

Like, from 20 years ago? I mean I loved that game too, and playing it in Iraq made it all kinda silly surreal in a fun sort of way. OK, yes, I second this!

If you gotta ask the question, then you’re obviously not a lamp.

You Chüd not turn there.

Ohhhhhh man, I haven’t heard this chortle in my head in ages. Thank you friend, hOnh Onhh onhh onnhhh!

And now I’m sitting here like, is Michael Terrence Kent, THIS fucking bold? Well, MTK, what is it?!

Check roger to all, very cute, full support. But what about, Tomaco? It tastes like grandma!

In the back of my head, I can still hear my drill sergeant bellowing out, roll me oooovvveeerrrrr, in the cllooooovvvveeerrrrrrr.

Awwwww danks. I’m like Freb from Gone in Sixty Seconds, “hey, people need Tan Eggs!”

Heh, and the rest of the country, “sometimes nothing’s a pretty cool hand.”

Dat ferret arm doe.

Bank teller w/half a dog tag chain.

Exaggerating for comedies’ sake, but it is usually at least one a day. US news, world news (w/us bullshit), applesauce news (with something about trump for some reason); you know that kinda stuff.

Hell, the day apartheid boy went full himmler, I still saw that shit in videos, iirc. I get it, and I’m not angry at our people here, but I’m trying to focus on organizing the working class through cute pika pictures, I don’t want region destabilization distracting me.

Instance admins were responsive and helpful. Figured out the problem, and I sincerely thank everyone who contributed!

LEMMY!