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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

It's absolutely true.

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It's absolutely true.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    The location of this comma, really annoys me.

    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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      Rightly so. A comma should have no involvement with that sequence of words.

    • renzev@lemmy.world
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      We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.

      • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe
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        4 months ago

        Coma

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      It sparks whenever you hit the button.

      • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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          deleted by creator

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.

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      It still uses a pump

      Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

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    I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true

    • Scrollone@feddit.it
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      Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.

    • MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world
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      I’m making a community note on this right now.

      True.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Community note: this is absolutely factual.

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    Community note: This is 100% factual

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    Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.

    • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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      I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused

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        Can we please keep to posting actual news articles in here and stop shitposting.

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