You’ve heard of truck nuts! But let me tell you about the next big thing in the nut world! BUTT NUTTS!!!
That’s right if you’ve ever wanted to assert your masculinity, your feelings of insecurity, or just your plain old love of nuts, order Butt Nutts today!!!
“But what are Butts Nutts?” You may ask.
Here at Nothin’ Butt Nut Industries, we have taken the heartiest, most America loving, and God fearing nuts we could find and made a mold of them. We’ve attached our perfect nut molds to ultra secure butt plugs. Available in multiple sizes!
Our patent pending butt plugs were designed with the security and versatility of all wheel drive in mind. Just like you can trust your truck to get you where you need to go in any weather. You can trust our Butt Nutts to stay in place regardless of the weather outside, excluding hurricanes and tornadoes.
Order today and receive our special edition All American Nut Rings. Its a cock ring with a little eagle on top and nuts on the bottom of the cock ring. Also the eagle has nuts too.
Want more??? We’ll throw in our signature Black Gold Oil Field Lube. The only lube to deliver the rich smell of American oil and the ultra slick glide of top quality lube.
Butt Nutts: Leave them wondering about your bulge in the back! Order Butt Nutts now!!! Made by Nothin’ Butt Nut Industries, we’re nuts about nuts!!
Great question krooklochurm! Let me ask you do you feel tired when you wake up? Do you feel hungry when you haven’t eaten? Do you have wants or dreams that haven’t been achieved? Do you experience anxiety, depression, headaches, weather related events, or gravity?
Well if you answered yes to any of those questions Butt Nutts may be right for you! Butt Nutts have been scientifically proven to be a product. We believe in the power of confidence. The confidence we get from proudly wearing our Butt Nutts makes us feel like we can do ANYTHING!!! Unless you already have too much confidence, order Butt Nutts today and fill yourself with confidence!!!
But DoGeeseSeeGos, my wife’s boyfriend says these are stupid, and that they are kind of gay. As I am deeply insecure about my heterosexuality, and need to need to project an aura of insecure masculinity at all times, will these products turn me gay?