- It’s to attract the maximum quantity of children 
- This but every single ball is covered in gold spray-paint. 
- Only vaguely relevant but they say that ball pits are nearly universally contaminated with poo. Giving a kid<8 a ball pit terrifies me 
- I’ve heard the new monstrosity being referred to as the Epstein ballroom a few times. I’m pretty sure it’s just some clever joke, but is there any actual confirmed name for this new abomination? - I think officially it’s the “Amazon, Apple, Comcast, Google, Lockheed Martin, Meta, Microsoft, Palantir, T-Mobile presents the Epstein Ballroom”. - Carl’s Jr, Costco, Starbucks, & Brawndo. 
- “sponsored by the immortal flavor of Charleston Chew!” 
 
- Pretty sure I saw a headline that he was going to name it after himself. - I hate him just as much as everybody else does, but I honestly saw a headline that he has no intention of naming it after himself. 
 
 
- Yes, that seems suitably inappropriate. I think we all expected a lot of balls to be out in that place from the start. 
- How else is he gonna attract all the kids? - Oh, so that’s why it’s also called the pedo pavilion. 
- You realize how filthy it’s gonna get? - I dread to even think… 
 
 
- makes me wonder if ten years later we will have Trump’s list 
- Oh my god. It’s the Epstein Ballroom. That’s the name. 
- How else will they lure children? 
- Magnificent. A+ 
- Bazinga 
- Those balls are clustered together like sticky nerds candies. Must be ai. 
- Dashcon got their shit together 








