The fix is investing in redundant internet at house from multiple providers. Satellite+fiber and achieve 99.99999% uptime so the bed won’t Crash and allow you a good night of sleep.
Because it’s unacceptable to send commands directly from the phone to the bed located in the same room, they need to transit between a dozen server farms to gather the delicious telemetry
The fix is investing in redundant internet at house from multiple providers. Satellite+fiber and achieve 99.99999% uptime so the bed won’t Crash and allow you a good night of sleep.
Yeah, uh… That wouldn’t have helped here since it wasn’t a drop in the internet on the user’s side that fucked shit up; it was whatever shit is going on with Amazon’s servers that make up a huge chunk of the web’s backbone.
The fix would be having your phone talk directly to the bed instead of having to do anything over the internet at all. Or just having a normal fucking bed that is dumb as shit.
The fix is investing in redundant internet at house from multiple providers. Satellite+fiber and achieve 99.99999% uptime so the bed won’t Crash and allow you a good night of sleep.
Because it’s unacceptable to send commands directly from the phone to the bed located in the same room, they need to transit between a dozen server farms to gather the delicious telemetry
Also: local=no subscription and that’s so bad
Yeah, uh… That wouldn’t have helped here since it wasn’t a drop in the internet on the user’s side that fucked shit up; it was whatever shit is going on with Amazon’s servers that make up a huge chunk of the web’s backbone.
The fix would be having your phone talk directly to the bed instead of having to do anything over the internet at all. Or just having a normal fucking bed that is dumb as shit.
Read the whole comment, it’s sarcasm