I read that as walk 50 minutes and not meters. I was thinking about how terrible that walk home with groceries must be.

I did. It was silly and flashy.

Is YTMND.com out of favor? I can’t remember if something happened at some point and people started to hate it.

I have Captain Jean-Luc Picard, USS Enterprise, burned into my head.

Oh my God it murders my laptop. Love the website though, it’s fantastic.

Same. I checked on PC and developed epilepsy at 38. Great website.

It was truly a time where anything was possible.

Damn, Zombocom. I remember taking a Photoshop class in highschool, probably 2004 or so, and we were able to sync up all like 35 computers to play Zombocom at the same time. It was a really wonderful thing to hear, Zombocom in 70.0, crappy computer speaker quality.

Everyone thinks they’re manicotti, but in the end, we’re all just ditalini.

And you were so close to Provincetown, RI. Our parents took us when I was maybe 11, my brother 12. I like to joke that it turned him gay.

I was a volunteer EMT for the longest time, and I’d always tell people I did it for my own selfish reasons, kinda tongue in cheek like you here, but at the end of the day it always is. I did it because I liked the feeling of helping people. I liked the feeling of giving my time to my community. It just happens it was good selfish and not bad selfish.

That’s one hundred percent what I thought I was going to see. We’ve been doing it as people, making movies with black people to appeal to black people, making ghost busters with all women to appeal to women. And I’m by no means suggesting that it is effective, but I’m also just some white guy and everything has been targeted at me. I just figured the ad would look more like you, and it’d make you more comfortable, or that would be the idea.

There needs to be an AI spam label.

It looks like Hussein!

Yeah, it was just MSDOS. I saw “Abort, retry, fail” so many times, and I didn’t even know what it meant because I was four and I just wanted to play Family Feud with my brother.

Who’s Barry Badrinath?

I got snipped so my wife didn’t have to do the hormonal bullshit. Her doctor is putting her back in it because women’s bodies literally do not want them to be happy.

Nature is sexist, got it.

You can shit wherever you want, but you’re too worried about step 2. Stop worrying!

I think it’s good on small (phone) screens. The second I zoom in, yeah, the lines re sharp, but shit looks weird. Zoomed out, where the picture is like 3"x3" (7.6csq or some shit, I dunno, I mental.math’d it), it seems to pop. But I also hate designing anything for phone screens, because it inevitably makes the viewing on a larger screen with a tv-like aspect ratio terrible.

I smoked coffee on a field trip to Quebec in the 8th grade. I somehow was able to buy a bowl, and we had nothing to smoke so put coffee in it and put it up in our hotel room. Set off smoke detector. Broke the coffee pot. It was a real mess.

The eighth grade French classes no longer take field trips to Quebec. This was only a small reason why. Co-ed 13 and 14-year-olds on six hour bus rides, two nights in hotels essentially unsupervised. This was the 2000-2001 school year. What a time to be alive.