I got a good look at that ugly fucker (how is it so much uglier in person?!) as I pedaled around it because it was parked in the (semi-separated) bike lane.

  • Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    You can make the insecure drivers flip out really easily by doing the “small penis” sign with your fingers and going “pequeño peepee!” Then you can laugh at them getting all mad and then they get even more mad because you aren’t showing them fear.

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      Luckily we don’t have cyberfucks here, but when i see some stupid wank tank i love to point at them and laugh. Especially when the make loud wroomwroom noises to feel manly.

      I did it once when one of them pulled out of the gas station i was at, he floored it and wasted like 20l of gas with this cool maneuver. He actually came back and asked me what’s so funny. Jave you even seen your car?

      • Jarix@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        1 day ago

        It’s weird(for me) to see vroomvroom spelled with a w instead of a v.

        I think spelling it with a b would also be weird

        but these are all accurate depending on where you come from.

        alphabets are weird