Oh. That one is actually cute compared with other examples:
Book of Genesis (chapter 19)
Lot and his two (biological) daughters.
Genesis 19:31-36
31; One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth.
32; Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”
King Saul wanted 100 Philistine foreskins before he’d let David marry his daughter. He didn’t think David would be able to do it and didn’t like him. David, ever the overachiever, brought him 200 foreskins.
Oh. That one is actually cute compared with other examples:
Book of Genesis (chapter 19)
Lot and his two (biological) daughters.
Genesis 19:31-36
Now do the part where David or some dickhead brings 100 cut off foreskins as a trophy or something.
The Bible is filled with shit I’d never let near my child.
King Saul wanted 100 Philistine foreskins before he’d let David marry his daughter. He didn’t think David would be able to do it and didn’t like him. David, ever the overachiever, brought him 200 foreskins.
What a weird book. It’s not even good fantasy.
With a collection like that, Saul could task the royal leatherworker to make him a coin purse that turned into a suitcase when you rub it. 🤷🏼♂️