• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I heard he can dislocate his jaw to fit in a New York rat, whole. Like a snake. That Miller boy is special.

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        22 days ago

        Little guy must work up an appetite after playing with his dolls.

        If i had to deal with a relentless smear campaign such as yours, I’d simply block you out by imagining myself going on a holiday adventure in my Barbie Dream Camper.

        You jerks. Come on Ken, let’s get outta here.

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      22 days ago

      I heard when it’s “that time of the month”, his innerds get sensitive so he needs to rest by his heat lamp and ingest meals rectally—whole, of course.