He’s a Nazi. He has thought of a more Final Solution to the Poverty Problem.

Mushroom cloud is just estrogen and glitter

🎵 Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase! 🎵

At least that tiny little piece holding everything up is still all the open source code maintained by community volunteers.

I don’t think there can be another Joker as good as he was.

Screen also has pretty poor responsiveness. Have to tap at it a few times to get it to register your input.

HELL YEAH BROTHER

Gold Bond blue powder directly to the balls.

This seems like it should be in a Mel Brooks movie.

Somehow the Algorithm has decided to give me clips of those rotating shredding machines, the ones that look like giant paper shredders.

thank u Mr breast

War on Christmas coming soon too.

What is that room even for?

Username checks out

It’ll crash when there isn’t enough electric power to fulfill all those contractual obligations.

For electronic queefing

You’ve been selected to be front line infantry!

Hot.

C-3PO is effectively camouflaged in the current White House.

This seems like the man to approach for barn construction advice.