THE INDIVIDUALS WHO FILLED MY BOOT WITH WATER WILL BE SWIFTLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE OUR OFFICERS LOCATE THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT WILL ALLOW US TO EMPTY IT.
NOW YOU’RE COOKIN’, JABRONI!!!”
Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.
He looks like someone is really slowly sliding something up his butt and he’s not sure what to do or feel about it.
“Oh mistah Trump, I do declayah…Yoah so…Fo’hwahd…”
I require brain bleach
So an amateur?
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I know folks say it looks like he trusted the wrong fart, but to me he always looks like he’s terrified that everyone around him will figure out he’s not white any second now.
Those aren’t mutually exclusive… Probably a good chance his pants have turned magically brown around some of those psychos.
Wow… I had never seen a Viking warrior up close.
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“…as soon as I investigate my way out of this wet paper bag.”
Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?
Perhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.
Nanotrasen thanks you for your brave sacrifice in contribution to robotics research and construction of a new Bio-Utility Techno-Tool on Space Station 13.
It’s okay, he doesn’t have a flashlight.
Wizard who secretly cast Mend Buttcrack: “You’ll never catch me!”
He looks like the thumbnail for someone’s first anal.
Has that two yard stare.
