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I am a hot weather enjoyer, I like it because I can use flipflops and have cold drinks, and I hate how people who live in the desert (like me) have the guts to say “holy f_ck, what a hot weather we have, huh”. Dude, you live in a fucking oven, and it’s turned on, it’s like say that the water does get things wet.
Winter hot tubbing is the best.
I can’t wait until my wife and I reach the: it’s time for a hot tub age. We’re not quite there yet, but winter offers us a lot of cold for the joy when it arrives.
I genuinely feel like people who say they love 85+ degree (F) weather belong in an institution. I have met some of these people.
Seems like there’s some correlation with your average Florida Man and many of them seem to belong in an institution too.
How do you know someone prefers Winter over Summer? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
you fuckin’ got me there
I just live in Texas. That’s all it takes.
Hate Summer because heat
Hate Winter because cold and depressing ( IDGAF about people moaning that heat is depressing, in Winter everything is depressing since snow went extinct )
Gimmie warm late Spring all the day tho. Maybe with water warm like at the end of summer. Perfect mix.
ackshually cold air increases HP because it’s denser, allowing for more combustion, didn’t YoU kNoW
Walk around in a hot day -1hp -1hp -1hp
Enter car during a hot day -2hp -2hp -2hp
Winter is better because you can always add more layers.
You can only remove so many in the summer before the police get called.
In stereotypical winter you can’t add enough layers since if you do add layers so your face doesn’t hurt you get accosted by the police because going to public places in a balaclava hasn’t been legal since the late 50s.
In winter as it actually happens you need fewer layers but they need to be waterproof because winter means rain at +2 °C.
This is only true in some locations. Most parts of (populated) SoCal don’t even reach freezing temperatures in the Winter.
i wear a balaclava on my bike all the time. the trick is not getting it in grey or black. mine are pastel.
Eh if you grew up with the stereotypical winter, you enjoy how your face feels
Nah fuck that winter sucks ever since global warming took all our snow and left us with rain.
yeah, and made the summer even hotter
Except our summer this year has been so fucking cold I literally got sick for the first time in like 3 years. We had like max 2 weeks of summer weather and the rest was rain with temps around 15°C
so fucking cold I literally got sick
Low temperatures don’t make you sick
No but sitting outside for 6 hours in 15 degree weather in only shorts and a t-shirt without the sun showing once through the clouds does fuck you up enough to get sick for a week.
How? That sounds like the perfect temperature, not too hot or cold.
Yes except it was supposed to be warmer that day and sunny. I only had shorts and a tshirt on and got sick because not only was it about 5-10 degrees colder than it should have been, it was also quite windy.
Where do you live I’m in the Middle East, so I’m going to be biased
I live in the alpine part of Slovenia
Makes sense
What makes sense lol?
You in an alpine part even in the Middle East I went to an alpine part, and it was cold in summer
i used to enjoy both summer and winter. now im an autumn enjoyer (+ that one day of snow we get during winter)
Summer better because it’s not depressing
It’s only hard to feel depressed because the sweltering heat makes thinking harder.
Nah, summer is super depressing. All I have the energy for is to lie under a fan and slowly melt into a puddle of listless, sweaty sadness and long for death. In the winter, I’ve actually got the energy to get up and get shit done, build a snowman, frolic. Less sun is less headache too, so bonus points for it being dark all the time.
Winter because I can wear oversized hoodies and hide from the world :3
Summer because I can wear short shorts and long tops.
Nuclear winter because I can wear the bones of my enemies
Global warming summer because I can wear cheap plastic
How do you feel about patrolling the Mojave?
Multiple layers of shirts and hoodies, wool tights under pants and an extra pair of socks!
here i am in the tropics
same temperature and length of day year round
only thing that changes is rainfall
Winter enjoyer is wrong because it’s not pitch black at 4pm.
The limited daylight hours really is the worst part of it for me. It consistently takes a pretty notable hit to my mood.
Which I’m also actually kinda fond of
I’m sure the hell not because I don’t like being out at night.
Oh man, as a Winter person I can’t stand most parts of the day.
Is we were back in a tribal time, we’d have all hours of the watch covered.
Daytime is when the people are out. And the sun is too fricken bright!
I like it
… but only in the summer
Also fair. I like chill, dark, snowy nights
just means you have to wait less until the time is right to be gay do crime
I’m from Oklahoma. Let me give you an overview of our seasons, beginning with
Spring: Starts mild, ends warm. Thunderstorms, hail, tornadoes, and flooding are the main stories here.
Summer: Hot and muggy throughout. No clouds, rain, wind, relief. All you can do is make your clothes wet. Sometimes, I just point a leaf blower up my shirt. And at my testicles. I take cold showers all summer. It’s about the only way I can cool down enough to get some sleep.
Autumn: It’s like spring, but in reverse. Thunderstorms and tornadoes do happen, but rarely are they strong.
And finally - Winter: Nothing happens in a typical winter. It might snow a couple times in Central OK. And that’s really it. Once or twice every decade, we might get a historic winter storm. But most years are super uneventful and mild. It freezes most nights in deep winter, but only just.
In short, all four seasons are trying to kill you, but winter isn’t trying that hard. Spring and autumn are briefly nice. The average temperature might be 72, but what’s being left out is that it could be 91 on Monday, 49 on Wednesday, and 87 on Saturday. Or it could be between 65 and 75 all week. You never truly know until you get there.
At least it’s not, say, Iowa. I know for a fact their summers are almost as hot as ours, but their winters are waaaaaayyyyy colder.
I’ve tried to tell my wife many times that it is just as hot and humid here as it is where she’s from in Mississippi. Dew point is dew point, no matter where you are. It’s just that the humidity here goes away sooner and stays away for longer. And we don’t typically get tornadoes on Thanksgiving or Christmas. The southeast definitely does.
Anyway, we vacationed in Seattle last September, and - cost of living be damned - now I want to live there. If not for the weather, then at least for the seafood. But I love my nieces and nephews too much to be that far from them.
I moved from Oklahoma to Washington, don’t let your dreams be dreams.
