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muskrat loves his x-rated shit publicly visible to everyone

his fund, Scion Asset Management, bought $187.6 million in puts on Nvidia and $912 million in puts on Palantir (…) Palantir’s market cap is also up over 150 percent year-to-date. Its current valuation is upwards of 200 times its forward earnings, spreading fears that it may be grossly overvalued.

He knows which one is more likely to get really fucked in this bubble and it’s not the shovel seller

Burry similarly made a long-term $1 billion bet from 2005 onwards against the US mortgage market, anticipating its collapse.

Can we assume his puts aren’t for 2026, but at least 2028 or later?

As CNN points out, Burry’s track record isn’t perfect. For instance, he called in January 2023 to “sell” in a now infamous tweet

Something something irrational solvent something

Palantir CEO Alex Karp: “The two companies he’s shorting are the ones making all the money,”

One of the companies is making all the money and it’s not Palantir.

Puppo needed helpo

My important documents are all in a folder inside my closet. Somewhere.

Other than that, the only stuff of value that I have are electronics, like my laptop, tv, phones.

As foretold by those Summerian clay tablets, those goshdarned kids in these days!

Don’t forget that there’s a considerable number of pokemon that are psychic and can read/manipulate/control thoughts and even eat dreams

The one on the bottom left is slacking off, tho, blowing its own job

I think all schools in Brazil have uniform, even private ones. No such thing as “physical education uniform”, tho, you sweat on the same shirt you stay in class, so everyone is kind of forced to have 5 fucking uniform shirts and 2-3 pairs of pants and shorts, which makes it feel more like free money extortion rather than anything else.

I don’t know enough about school history in my country to really tell whether this is some form of authoritarian bullshit or not, since there was some sort of education reform during the dictatorship (1964-1985) which led to a significant increase in private schools since, as “public school” became synonymous with “shit education”, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it originated from that line of thought. I mean, schools here operate on assembly line logic, so uniforms make perfect sense.

I’m in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(

You can hear his klompen all the way from here

Among the younger folks, I expect most just turned to Discord or Telegram to get their porn fix. Those that don’t want to bother with messaging groups probably just went to page 3+ of their search result. I wonder whether duckduckgo’s “safesearch:off” is working for brits

Spam them so hard they’ll blacklist your device

Reminds me of the dude that left an anti-ai notice on every comment of his and blocked everyone that said “you know bots will ignore it, right?”

Level 25, found inside a building in Celadon City

The fuck is a clutch? Oh, manual gear? I learned at driving school, I think all of them use manual cars in Brazil, since they’re way more common than automatics

And so do I 🎵

capturable gods

Egg Bomb is a move. Also, the Chansey line has an actual egg on its belly pouch. Why those are real eggs and pokemon eggs aren’t is a real mystery