BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoGood evening.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down16
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minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 day agoYour sweater looks warm … did you mom make that?
minus-squaretias@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·19 hours agoFun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
minus-squareklemptor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoAnd if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
Your sweater looks warm … did you mom make that?
Technically, yes.
Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.