It’s a tie tack, that’s a normal thing. But it being a gun is tacky as all getout.

OK, it was is exact moment that I actually fully believed this is a simulation with the ‘surreal’ parameter maxed out.

I’m sorry for your loss 🤍

I bow down to your superior Cheetoing methods.

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a ton of Cheetos onto a plate, then picking them up one-by-one by adhering your tongue to them like a chameleon?

May I introduce you to the concept of chopsticks?

It’ll be 25 years this week!

OP, you OK?

Maybe not objectively bad, but mine is '60s music. Even the super sugary pop crap (well, minus bubblegum). Even though a lot of the lyrics haven’t aged well. I just love it. SiriusXM’s '60s Gold stays on my radio dial!

Also, I love being in the sun. I’m super pale and I’ve had to have a bunch of things removed and biopsied by the dermatologist, so now I load up on sunblock and avoid the sun like a vampire, which makes me sad. I know it’s bad for me but I really do love the sun 💛

43 and it’s Cap’n Crunch for me. It happens once every few years and I always regret it.

Build a wall, make the USA pay for it

(Kidding, mostly.)

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a pizza roll. What are they like? Basically pizza flavored hot pockets, I’m imagining?

OMG there’s something super cute about dat curly back paw 😍

What a cutie!

I avoid going out during busy times - e.g., rush hour, school zones, restaurants on a Friday or Saturday night.

I could make a solid argument for the '60s

South Park season 27 episode 4, I’m guessing

Shamelessly stolen from a post I recently saw somewhere on lemmy

More please!

I hear you. I was always a skinny kid, but I went through some bad, traumatic shit in my early twenties and ballooned up - from 105 to 177 as a 5’0" woman. Being obese sucked and I’ve worked super hard to get the weight off and keep it off. But in the meantime the HAES / fat acceptance thing took off and now I feel like I’m living in bizarro world. I hated being obese for so many reasons and can’t imagine how people can convince themselves that it’s okay to just remain like that. I mean, to each their own, but they’re setting themselves up for disease and disability. I think it’s really sad.