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If the white fluid starts coming out pink, you’re squeezing too hard.
What if it’s clear and just leaks out uWu
What if it is dark red almost black?
Consult with your local mortician.
Never accept the first offer though
Good point, that’d be a grave mistake.
Vegan malk, you know its made out of strawberries and not cow malk
I don’t care where it comes from as long as I get my daily dose of vitamin R.
vitamin mrrrp mrrrreow meow :3
Why are you saying it “malk” like it’s a disease?
There was some vegan tiktoker who said it like that. “This is vegan because it is strawberry malk and not like cow malk”
I probably shouldn’t have assumed everyone would understand this reference.
WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.I once had a coworker who pronounced it mirk. She was monolingual and had no speech impediments. 😵💫
Oh she did have impediments…in her head.
Uhh, isn’t Tesco a petroleum company? Or am I thinking of another name
Tesco is a UK supermarket chain. You’re thinking of Texaco
https://secure.ce-tescoassets.com/assets/HU/320/5999090127320/ShotType1_540x540.jpg
https://i2-prod.dublinlive.ie/incoming/article11943545.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Tesco-petrol-Dundrum.jpg
Maybe it’s just sold at tesco? Like an in house brand? Still not good -_-
Texaco perhaps?
Me but I’m going back to almond or soy (the hard stuff) merk instead of the more virtuous plain oat melk.
