• Avicenna@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.

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        2 days ago

        If historical figures allowed, monarchs definitely yes. I want to see Queen Elizabeth on a horse kicking assess.

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          2 days ago

          Which one? One or Two?

          Also if historical heads of state are allowed I wanna see Robert the Bruce Vs Richard Lionheart and I also wanna see Charles the First hiding in a corner in the Foetal position rocking back and forth like a little bitch.

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              Oh, then it depends when you bring her back. She came to the throne when she was 26 and also served in the army as a mechanic. At the D-Day memorial one year she was the only leader there to have served in the Second World War. So she knows how to shoot a gun, knows how to repair a car, and can defo fuck someone up if she was brought back at her prime.

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                1 day ago

                I want both versions, first exactly for the same reasons you mentioned and second to see this but jousting with a heavy umbrella towards Trump:

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                  The older one to the younger one: “Listen, Cabbage, we need to talk about this one kid you’re going to have. His name is Andrew and…”