I know it’s forced perspective but I can only conclude that this absolute unit stepped into the bowl/dish and shattered it upon impact. Look unto him and tremble in awe of this lad.
Is there a slower way to clean this up?
Slowness aside, it’s a really good way to get their cat’s guts perforated by a shard. That food should all be going straight into the bin. Also , tile kitchen floor is the worst for breaking dishes, so a vinyl mat under that bowl raiser would be a good idea.
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I suppose using chopsticks to pick up each piece of food individually would be slower…
Still, dumb human for not picking up the far larger bowl shards first, and then using a dustpan and brush to sweep up all the cat food easily.
“And I’d do it again.”
I think we both know this was your fault for putting the bowl like that.
Such a satisfied face 😼
“Clean the mess I made, peasant” - The cat, probably.
:3
I guess you’ll say what can make me feel this way? My girl, talkin bout my girl! 🎶
Thank goodness she’s asleep now.