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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing!

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I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing!

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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Reminds me of the meme I saw two weeks ago where a wife said her husband had been drinking a White Claw before work because he thought they were energy drinks. That shit’s hilarious.

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      Who the fuck would enjoy a white claw if they aren’t in it for the alcohol?

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        To be fair, a lot of energy drinks also take like crap and have weird flavors and aftertastes.

        I can 100% see someone making that mistake if they don’t normally drink alcohol or energy drinks all the time.

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          True. I rarely ever drink energy drinks but just the smell of a redbull nearly makes me sick, that could be due to some foggy memories of Jaeger bombs however.

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        Someone who likes flavored selzer waters?

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          Hell, I liked Zima in the 90s. Low-alcohol tasteless seltzer-beer? Put me in coach! LOL, I might drink it today.

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            You’d love to know it’s still sold in Japan.

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      Link for those that missed it

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