😂

Obligation or not, it would set a frightening precedent of they didn’t.

It’s like nobody paid attention to bee movie.

And that’s why you’d never be the richest person. Think about the qualities that lead one to become the richest person on earth. Really think about what that title represents. It’s an unfathomable amount of wealth. Any sane, compassionate person would have funneled that into charity work and the well-being of others.

You see what I’m getting at?

He’s so sad, it’s kinda remarkable. He’s like the epitome of a narcissistic billionaire CEO.

The insecurity is palpable. I sincerely hope this will be remembered and studied.

I have a decently locked down browser and adblocker. The real page loads faster for me, takes no archive resources, and other have pointed out other benefits of preserving the canonical link as well.

Actual link for those interested

Can’t believe I fell for this.

brb

They probably are. I think I may need a new one. Or I should at least try disconnecting and reconnecting.

I’m not sure…

I’m sorry you’ve gone through that but glad to hear you’re not planning on trying again.

How long have you been thinking about this situation? Have you already become homeless?

Oh! Cool, thank you. I really should more about car batteries. I’m unsure about mine.

That’s for batteries?

There’s a lot to unpack here.

Do you think you could promise me you won’t try to test it again?

I’ve tried slicing my neck. I just end up fainting.

What compelled you to try that? Please don’t test your mortality.

I knew right away, but I wouldn’t be surprised if some people didn’t get the reference. Not everyone is as chronically online and/or aware of political discourse as you or I may be.

Even John Oliver himself said that joke’s tired now.

Let us see [email protected]

Probably, yeah. I made new accounts often but my oldest would probably have been 2010. But I’ve given up once I found lemmy aside from occasionally going back to help people come over when I know reddit has further agitated its existing base.