• Skyrmir@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      We could attach a choke collar to them to pull them away from politicians.

      Except someone would have to stand there and hold it, that’s too much work. Just tie it to a tree.

      Except they would just untie it, so we’ll have to tie it to a high branch.

      Hey wait a minute, if we use a high enough branch, this problem solves itself!