• parody@lemmings.world
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    5 days ago

    Even if Jeff kills every single puppy he sees we still have a chance to save one or two if we encounter them in our neighborhood

    Jeff “allergic to philanthropy“ Bezos is an idiot but if we have a waterway next to our house we might be able to keep a bag or two out of it by getting folks to put skin in the game

    (Normally I’d say “make bags cost 0.001% of your income so it’s all fair for everyone” but cheapskate richies actually might be reminded to grab reusable bags just to save a nickel, though IDK… Warren Buffet would not want to pay for a bag I do know that, cuz he eats McDs and pays exact cash change once his wife counts it out for him)

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      5 days ago

      Yeah, the thing I hate about these memes is there’s often an implicit suggestion that we’re let off the hook for the things we can control.

      The moral isn’t “you can stop recycling now”, it’s “eat the rich, they’re fucking up the whole planet”.