Andrew Cuomo was the most carbrain candidate.

He doesn’t walk.

He doesn’t take the subway.

He doesn’t bike.

He only travels in his Ford dodge

He has been caught speeding again and again in his Ford dodge:

https://gothamist.com/news/early-addition-guess-whose-dodge-charger-has-been-speeding-through-manhattan-school-zones

https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/06/16/no-mo-cuomo-scofflaw-ex-gov-caught-speeding-two-more-times-bringing-total-to-4-tix-in-3-months

Cuomo was supported by Wall Street and Car Companies:

You defeated him. And the guy who won the democratic primary doesn’t even own a car.

Congratulations 🎉 · 🎉🥳

Dodger

  • meowMix2525@lemm.eeEnglish
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    1 day ago

    It’s a pun, it’s not supposed to be laugh out loud funny. It takes you a second to get it and then you groan and tell the orator to fuck off.

    I like it because it will live inside the head of car brains who actually care that much about make and model even though we’re all still on the same page and it literally doesn’t matter.