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LCP@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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  • besmtt@lemmy.world
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    flushes can be a courtesy to yourself.

    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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      This saved my ass so many times.

      Pun intended.

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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    Look, I wasn’t asking to be attacked like this

    • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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      Ha! You and me both!

  • Mrkawfee@lemmy.world
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    Courtesy flush, bro. Its what they do in Prison.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      But I already flushed last year!!

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    Isn’t this the scene where the poop Vegeta then suddenly bolts upwards at super speed?

    Edit: yeah youtube/9Noc89fzRnw

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      that’s why you flush

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        No, that’s why I use the poop knife on Vegeta first!

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          Don’t you know that’s the fastest way to get a glowing toilet

  • RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️@feddit.dk
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    At least it’s a floater, means you got enough dietary fiber.

    • 474D@lemmy.world
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      Well fuck

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      or a lot of fat

  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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    No offense or anything but I don’t get it? It’s so much comfier to go back to the couch and look at memes there. Unless this is a workplace where for some odd reason you’ll be called out for having your phone out while at your desk but not for being gone for half an hour. Like I’m not trying to offend here, just to understand.

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      I don’t care how comfy it is, I’m not pooping on the couch. Gotta make sweet love to that couch.

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    Fine! I’ll get off the toilet and go to bed!

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