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minus-squareSpiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoThat feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoA terrible day to be literate
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoMy father died from a lubed up chimney. He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.
That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.
A terrible day to be literate
My father died from a lubed up chimney.
He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.