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He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.

Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk

Asstrial fibrillation

I agree they’re warning signs that you are awake and a good anaesthetist should pick up on it but, I am also saying that it’s possible, rare, but possible given the nature of GA to not have enough anaesthetic onboard while having a decent does of muscle relaxant. So you can look like you’re out of it from the end of the bed but still be aware. A good anaesthetist should honestly be paying attention to the patients physiology and noticing the blood pressure and heart rate spiking before this happens though. Maybe evening using something like a BIS to help confirm anaesthesia.

But, ^that after a few rounds of telephone game becomes some horror story about waking up in the middle of a big open abdominal surgery, feeling all the cuts but not being able to speak or move. Can that shit actually happen? Probably, idk…

It can happen. When giving general anaesthetic there are three components. An anaesthetic to puts you out and makes you forget whats going on, pain relief and a muscle relaxants so that you go limp and don’t try to fight the ventilator when they take over your breathing. If you are resistant to the anaesthetic or not enough was given then you can wake up while still under the effects of the muscle relaxants unable to do anything to let anyone know. Scary stuff if you ask me.

More like ‘You can’t let the surgical staff know you just woke up in surgery because you’ve been given a hefty dose of muscle relaxants and can no longer move or scream.’

Lemmy has good apps. Reddit does not. Easy as.

I take part in BDS.

Everyday I an increasingly disgusted by the actions of Israel.

Breaking bbbaaaaadddd

Yeah, if they took a picture of them the police would arrest them for CP.

They just back them in the middle east.

Based

Who knew that being a publicly facing cunt makes people not want to buy your product. Shocking discovery.

Do I use Gen AI extensively?…

No but, do I find it useful?..…

Also no.

Gearing up? The states have been running at top gear for a while now.

Tnt

I will not lose sleep over a vandalised cybertruck

A terrible day to be literate