bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoVampires are from Jerseysh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1808arrow-down112
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minus-squarehansolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·edit-21 day agoSeriously. One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy… …How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 day agoDystopian technofeudalist vampire is now one of my favorite new tropes. Thank you.
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoBryan Johnson makes it somewhat literal.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoI had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for bringing it back up. These people are literally parasites.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 day agoPeter Thiel has never felt so appreciated…
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoHe’s why I have a crucifix-shaped wifi jammer nailed to my headboard.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·17 hours agoOh THAT’S why? I thought it was a kink thing…
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 hours agoI never said it wasn’t. Maybe I just get off on antagonizing billionaire vampires.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoPlus, there’s a (kind of) precedent. All you’d have to do is plan it for April fool’s day.
Seriously.
One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy…
…How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?
Dystopian technofeudalist vampire is now one of my favorite new tropes. Thank you.
Bryan Johnson makes it somewhat literal.
I had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for bringing it back up. These people are literally parasites.
Peter Thiel has never felt so appreciated…
He’s why I have a crucifix-shaped wifi jammer nailed to my headboard.
Oh THAT’S why? I thought it was a kink thing…
I never said it wasn’t. Maybe I just get off on antagonizing billionaire vampires.
Plus, there’s a (kind of) precedent. All you’d have to do is plan it for April fool’s day.