doopinglouie@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoYKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seemshackaday.comexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down15
arrow-up1243arrow-down1external-linkYKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seemshackaday.comdoopinglouie@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareSpykee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·2 months agoGood heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character. I will buy this.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI’m just imagining the situation where it triggers a little early, and skins you on the way back up.
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoNow you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.
Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.
I’m just imagining the situation where it triggers a little early, and skins you on the way back up.
Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.