Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoSpoon knows what spoon must dosh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1889arrow-down117
arrow-up1872arrow-down1external-linkSpoon knows what spoon must dosh.itjust.worksWizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareclonedhuman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 days agoYes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness. Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective. Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoAh, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoMy spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
minus-squarejia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoI wish someone would spoon me
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoHeresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
I wish someone would spoon me
Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!