It is very important when handling hot peppers to wear gloves or wash you hands thoroughly.

You need to use a cloth and soap to mechanically rub the oil off your skin.

I once set the hook to “Freddie the freeloader” as the ringtone on my flip-phone. Big mistake; for years I associate that amazing song with the annoyance of answering the phone.

The easiest way to access accelerated time is to clock out. Or get old.

You left out the most important part. What’s my motive to survive?

The most frustrating thing about time travel is that people widely understand that almost any minor action you take can have mortal consequence, but nobody applies the same truth to living in the present.

This is the most humane immigration policy of this Admin. The only problem I have with it is the amount is stupid low. $5-10K would probably be motivating to many immigrants and would still be cheaper than paying icepigs to kidnap them.

The only downside I can think of is immigrants crossing the border just to collect. But that’s not really much of a problem and quite funny on top.

Gay Marriage. I know I’m wrong, but not for long.

“Econ” is much more broad than you give it credit for.

You’re right that GDP doesn’t measure happiness. But I don’t think we could compare the economies of two countries using the Wold Happiness Report either.

I too am a myopic American and clicked through just to see WTF this author was suggesting.

This is the main reason why uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we recorded those speeches

-Barack Obama

Stephen Miller also used his masters’ metaphor during a press conference in a windowless White House room.

The hideous thing about Loomer can’t be captured with a camera.

Side effects may include: rash, irritation, Bruce Campbell, and dry eye.

IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004

America continues to support Ukraine and seems poised to continue that support into the future. Ukraine was my #1 issue in November and I expected much worse from Trump.

I recommend starting with Ocarina of Time of Time. Before you know it, you’ll be hauling 'em in everywhere, from Red Dead Redemption 2 to Animal Crossing.

This is why the right are called reactionaries. This guy doesn’t wanna make music. He wants to oppose the left.

That is the ideology. There is no through line in conservative thought besides opposition to emancipotory movements. Small government, abortion, guns, religion, tradition, and the family are not values, but ramparts and trenches in the war with the left.