OK, sure I guess so for like an assault rifle, but a belt fed machine-gun?

How many rounds can a machine gun put out before that beer-can gets as bright as the sun and starts to droop like a limp dick?

Do people really use suppressors on automatic weapons? I thought that was a video game thing.

Even if this is true, all it represents is continued demand for the American arms industry. Which frankly could use the work these days.

I find that garlic flavor is a function of how much it’s cooked more than how much you add.

Say what you want, but that suit is the respect that the White House demands.

Cops be like: I can’t be a racist! Look, my wife’s eye is black!

I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.

Why does grief need a time-limit? What’s something you were grateful for for “too long”?

You’re allowed to call your kid whatever you want. Every generation follows popular trends in baby naming and calling the thing Brian will not make it’s life easier.

No no, my name is Bort.

The same people who pop sieg heils and then cry about nuance and squeal about unfair labels think that everything to the left of Bill Maher is a communist.

Whiskey leaks.

You’re assuming wide popular opposition. Kwame Ture was advocating for minority rights in an era where popular movements were often lynch mobs.

Stokely Carmichael aka Kwame Ture. Big pan-Africanist activist.

You should put a trigger warning on this. Toilets are my Vietnam.

Where I live, there are American cockroaches. The good thing is that they don’t nest in homes, so their presence isn’t a commentary on your cleanliness. But they do wander into homes looking for food. And guys, they’re huge! Like you can hear them crawling.

I asked the pest control guy if there was a way to be finally rid of them and he said “move”.

A cousin uploaded a video to YT of her 4yo daughter playing with her friends in one of those inflatable pools. Just for family and the like. It was getting 500 views a day before she took it down. Creepy!

My first real girlfriend got pregnant soon after we broke up. Sometimes I wonder how my life would have been different if I did a teen pregnancy.

At this point in my life I’d barely traveled out of my red State; believed in Jesus; and the only contact I’d had with politics was Rush Limbaugh. Honestly, not ending up a Trump supporter with my demographics is like Neo-level bullet dodging.

Yes, Currency is constructed. Just like laws, sovereignty, borders, human rights, customs, norms, culture, institutions, and government.

Currency isn’t the opposite of bartering, it’s advanced bartering.