Anxious, but in a titillating sort of way.

Bonus! She’s totally done it too, and we all know it.

Ah yes. That’d be luck. And sometimes, just seeking refuge in audacity. Just stare the doctor right in the eyes and say: “What? Don’t pretend you haven’t done it too.”

Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. He’ll pretend it is - if he knows what good for him.

Okay, I’m gonna be honest here: That’s one thing that’s never happened to me.

Lots of other… things, yes. But not that one.

It’s a sad indictment of the situation that your explanation is still miles better than any other I’ve been able to come up with.

Why… was he even there?

“Also, does ‘rm -rf /’ really not work these days?”

It’s easy to be right when you’re have the power, will and utter lack of morals to do anything to ensure reality conforms to your predictions.

Pity they didn’t “predict” a post-scarcity society freed from unnecessary suffering. Imagine what those assholes might have achieved then.

“A sufficiently broken clock can randomly be right an arbitrary number of times per day”.

While I don’t mind laissez-faire in principle, that not my favorite anarcho-flavor and I don’t wanna :)

Hell, why even have organic search results at all? Just rank results by how much each site owner is willing to bribe pay. A protection racket for the 21st century.

“That’s a nice website you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if it got no visitors.”

What a waste of bandwidth, energy and time.

Oh? Have the Russians learned to make their own ball bearings without Germany assistance yet? How about CNC machines, laser cutters, plasma drilling, advanced robotics, ASML EUV litography machines…?

Have Russian developers been allowed write access to the Linux kernel source tree again?

No, no. I’m sure you’re right - they’re doing fine on their own. Vacuum tubes are very versatile in the right hands.

Where “War Fever” should be read as “Self-defense Desire”. I think the EU has long since proven beyond any shadow of doubt that they’d much, much rather spend their money on other things.

…Rather them than me.

I used to boycott Tesla. I still do, but I used to, too.

As demand as unsurprising as it is unreasonable.

I might as well give up on sanity now and save what little yet remains, by lulling myself into the delusion that Trump’s statement implies not that he’s a dribbling moron, but that he’s well-acquainted with Leonard Susskind’s work on the Holographic principle.

Shit no. Unlike the MAGA’s I’m not mentally flexible enough for that level of gymnastics, and I may just have sprained my brain. Send help.

“My ass was itchy and I couldn’t get at the talcum.”

“Now listen here, you little sh-”

I never thought I’d see the day where I’d have to principally downvote links to whitehouse.gov for not being a credible source of factual information, but here we are.