All hail Pope carrion0409

I’m not American, so I can’t speak to the reality on the ground over there, but I’d say you should try getting rid of that debt as fast as possible.

It sucks feeling guilty about every necessary purchase with that ever-growing number looming over you.

Shit happens. A pipe will burst. Your favourite uncle will have too much fun on a gambling app. The car’s engine will make a noise no mechanic has ever heard before. etc etc.

I have roughly ~$3.5k in debt and it feels impossible to shake off.

That being said, there’s no ‘wrong’ choice. The other two comments hit the nail on the head. These aren’t the only three options and you can always go back and give another shot at whatever you didn’t pick.

tackled by security if you leave without paying for your scrotum

As hard as I’ve tried, I have yet to see every butthole. I cannot rule out that there are buttholes that look like these. I shall not rest.

all I got atm

They didn’t have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

shit on my chest

In public?!

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I see you all have been protesting every weekend over there in the US

Is tomorrow’s protest expected to be much bigger?

yum

mum boiling slop in the slop cauldron

But have you considered the fediverse?

Also, we’re neglecting to mention the fediverse as well as the fediverse

All

Day

I

Dream

About

Socialism

I managed to stop using cocaine. (But not other stimulants)

If I had to choose between an 8ball and an entire thing of oreos (or Oreo knockoffs) I’d be pouring the glass of milk before the offer was complete

Most of that stuff happens to me daily

Please don’t haunt me

not see what

man Id be fucking hilarious if I went outside

nah I think a lot of planning went into this

Why’d he finish the hairline lmao

The entire top dome

From my experience and expertise, Ambien. Man’s gonna get a knock on the door from the walrus any second now.

fuck bro

a hint would be nice