Black Lotus. You gotta shell out bank or win some vintage tournament to acquire one these days.

You don’t understand, I’m very concerned about the future for my child who I want to put no effort into raising. Why would I parent my kid when I can just have everything I don’t want them exposed to banned? I’m a responsible parent who’s definitely not just trying to enforce draconian puritanical standards I don’t follow on everyone else.

Iron Man 2: Iron Harder

I voted for Harris, am I allowed to be mad that the Democrats are still gung ho about Israeli genocide yet? Or do I need to shout blue no matter who for another few decades?

Not voting and voting for trump were both stupid choices. But attacking people who didn’t vote for trump instead of those who did is fucking bananas and I don’t get the point of this. Are we expecting a resounding vote in 2028 for Harris again is going to fix everything? Come the fuck on.

Coffee is kind of like water, right?

nonplussed

I think people are weirdly obsessed with sports. It’s fine to enjoy them, but it’s a fucking game. They need to calm down.

Mork

House of Leaves. I don’t know if I want to read it again, but that book was a cool experience.

That sounds delicious what

I need to find this

It’s honestly a really fun game, but you have to teach people way slower than that. I have a couple training decks without all the card types to teach the basic concepts before ever getting into the complex stuff. Throwing someone in at the deep end like that just seems like a good way to make sure they never wanna play again.

It’s super easy, don’t worry. Now, each turn has 5 phases, each of which is further divided into multiple steps…

Precisely

How much I actually work today is very dependant on how much work comes in for me to do. I expect I’ll have a few hours of downtime today though.

Tatchos. You can’t tell me anyone’s ever scarfed a platter of tatchos and then been like, “let’s do something physical”

Usually either put on a record, take the dog for a walk, or diddle the skittle

Alternate shaved and not shaved so your chin is striped, trust me

(for real though, I think the beard looks good)

If it wasn’t before it is now!

Fortunately not, cast iron is damn near invincible. Just a lot of smoke and a brief bit of terror.

Nah, that’s less fun