Summoning Luigi

“Peace deal”. Call it what it is, an exploitation tactic

This headline is not wrong. I mean imagine if Dems actually started adopting positions that appeal to —gasp— ordinary people. I mean o my god. The plebs! Not the ducking plebs!

—clutches pearls—

Except the fourth. What the actual fuck

Always has been 🔫

That’s because climate change is not a matter of believe. It’s just hard, cold, observable facts.

So don’t use the word ‘believe’. It plays right into their game.

Heaven is boring as Hell

All my gnostic homies love Neoplatonism

Why? That’s nicely al Dante

Yes yes yes so the guy is in excruciating pain. But won’t anybody think of shareholder value?!? Djeez!

/s obviously

Correction: convicted felon AND kiddydiddler who should release the List.

Or the lack thereof

Eau de diaper

Because the US is a dystopian nightmare

Another reason to never rent from US companies

Nice penis

Putins Patsy’s Pathetic Parade

That black tower center-left is in Washington DC is it not?

And the enshittification continues

Why repeat this garbage and give it more airtime than it deserves?