Biden wanted to help students, and that’s enough for the Orange Führer to want to see them suffer. It’s really as simple as that, the cruelty really is the point

The oligarchy knows the whole tech sector is going to implode, and they’re trying to stave it off by curtailing criticism. Cute, and useless.

Go lemmings!

“But first, let me do my book tour and rake in some mo’ of that sweet sweet dough”

Biblical? Haven’t seen any swarm of locusts descending on Teslas as of yet. The plague might be coming, but that’s another idiots doing.

WhyTF is anyone still on X?

The billionaire money will trickle down to better road maintenance aaaany day now

This is what’s called ‘state capture’

That’s why he thought he could be of assistance

Romania pointing the way on how to handle fascism. The only thing democracy can’t tolerate is autocracy, and should therefore act on it. And they have some experience in this regard.

Take my upvote Romania!

I’m sure he’ll get around to this right after Infrastructure Week

Just to be sure, that’s really not how tariffs work

How else could one survive living in Florida?

Right. Because Israel really gives a fuck about UN resolutions

There’s lotion for that

He knows what that couch has been through

Free Luigi

Is that you, Murray?

Great. Has it also removed American censorship and propaganda?

• Planes taking unusual detours on 9/11
• President Kennedy pays unscheduled visit to Dallas hospital

Yeah freedom!