It’s a disgrace you guys are still on there

From the looks of it he’s been creating jobs!

He looks very happy

These days the media publish a loooot of strudel recipes

… and it pleased the Lord

But you don’t really care for music, do you?

Between tariffs and the murder of USAID, Africa has basically turned its back on the US and walked straight into the arms of China. Who’d have thunk?

And now Trump’s suddenly all about free trade. Bla bla. Fuck you orange asshole.

I want two minutes of my life back

Tyler had a better shot

Summoning Luigi

“Peace deal”. Call it what it is, an exploitation tactic

This headline is not wrong. I mean imagine if Dems actually started adopting positions that appeal to —gasp— ordinary people. I mean o my god. The plebs! Not the ducking plebs!

—clutches pearls—

Except the fourth. What the actual fuck

Always has been 🔫

That’s because climate change is not a matter of believe. It’s just hard, cold, observable facts.

So don’t use the word ‘believe’. It plays right into their game.

Heaven is boring as Hell

All my gnostic homies love Neoplatonism

Why? That’s nicely al Dante

Yes yes yes so the guy is in excruciating pain. But won’t anybody think of shareholder value?!? Djeez!

/s obviously

Correction: convicted felon AND kiddydiddler who should release the List.

Or the lack thereof