You’re not wrong. People tend to tune me out when I speak that formally, and I made a decision a long time ago to always write how I speak.

That being said, you should hear my corrected version of Land of Confusion.

This is the world in which we live
And these are the names you’ve given us

Poor people deserve bad customer service, too!

Conkla-vavies!

It’s rather apparent that you composed this comment without AI. Guess I’ll have to give that pay raise to myself again…

Huh, it’s almost like people who try to destroy the world are weird and shitty. I’m mostly surprised that anyone else is surprised.

That’s a wild fucking ride

Worse.

A turning point came when junior bankers were called to a pizza gathering in Chicago, expecting a reward for their hard work on multiple deals. However, the meeting took an unexpected turn when managers criticised their efficiency, implying they needed to do more despite already working extensive hours.

I like this way more.

Awwww man! I accidentally squeezed the box while inserting the straw and now it looks like I peed!

Also, I peed.

It’s like a truck carrying punctuation got into an accident with a train carrying words. This is so hard to read.

“Does Jenna Haze still have a restraining order on me”

Damnit! More naked pictures!

I feel so noticed

Omg, he just got unelected! Awwww, shoot… Christopher Lee just died again. Wait! He’s all better!

Don’t worry, baby

CyberTruck or and bust

That’s one of the sweetest statements I’ve ever heard from a sad dog

If any of you other states are willing to accept and help employ a Texan immigrant, I could really get behind this. I work in the tech sector and I’m a Texas 5 or 6, or a 1 anywhere that requires a degree.

Not to be picky, but please not Oklahoma, Florida, or Mississippi. Those seem like lateral moves.

Feeding the living with my body

I’m so glad that we roundabout went for the exact same thing

Dominic Nolan Sebastian. The slippery two-faced bastard looks at the url people type in their browser and then connects their internet to the internet of the url they typed in; just like old phone operators.

But if too many people try to type in the same url at a time, Dominic gets upset and acts like a dick, preventing anyone from accessing that site. Then people call him Dick Dominic Nolan Sebastian, or DDNS.

Cherry Choppin Daddios