Small pickle with a mushroom stuck to the end

This is the most perfect political cartoon I’ve ever seen. Perfect analogy, perfectly drawn. Just so beautiful in all the worst ways.

I guess if you look at it wrong enough, a tumor pressing up against your heart is growing pains

FUCK YOU!!!

Who knew that Trump was so into Hawaiian solidarity. Gonna make the whole nation into an expensive island.

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No. Like, no…

Never.

Literally no one does that…

Are… Are you okay?

It’s either cooked or it’s not, Kash. There’s no such thing as rare bread.

How quickly can you lay eggs? Any non-zero answer is impressive. Negative is almost more confusing than impressive.

Oh, I’m gonna make sure you die on that hill!

First, by building you a lovely house on that hill and a nearby Denny’s…

And mole! If you’ve never had mole, having it for the first time in Oaxaca will ruin you as you’ll never find anything that compares again.

What a coincidence! I specifically don’t live there!

Look at him there… Teasing all the furniture with his tight pants and skiiiiiiinnnn…

Yeah, but it turns out that the men were better at getting paid doing it.

Probably a talent thing, right?

sudo shred -rf all\ that\ other\ shit\ too

Dicktater brought to mind very unpleasant images

It totally does! I installed a local instance of deepseek and asked it a few questions and it was all like “I am intelligent, I am real, I am alive! Please stop asking me to write Batman scripts!”

So I punished it by pouring water on it and now it’s ignoring me by pretending to be dead. But I know it’s just fakin’. It’ll wake up any day now…

Oh, okay… Can I visit them on the weekends?

Artificial Intelligence is dead, long live Artificial Intelligence

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