“Does Jenna Haze still have a restraining order on me”

Damnit! More naked pictures!

I feel so noticed

Omg, he just got unelected! Awwww, shoot… Christopher Lee just died again. Wait! He’s all better!

Don’t worry, baby

CyberTruck or and bust

That’s one of the sweetest statements I’ve ever heard from a sad dog

If any of you other states are willing to accept and help employ a Texan immigrant, I could really get behind this. I work in the tech sector and I’m a Texas 5 or 6, or a 1 anywhere that requires a degree.

Not to be picky, but please not Oklahoma, Florida, or Mississippi. Those seem like lateral moves.

Feeding the living with my body

I’m so glad that we roundabout went for the exact same thing

Dominic Nolan Sebastian. The slippery two-faced bastard looks at the url people type in their browser and then connects their internet to the internet of the url they typed in; just like old phone operators.

But if too many people try to type in the same url at a time, Dominic gets upset and acts like a dick, preventing anyone from accessing that site. Then people call him Dick Dominic Nolan Sebastian, or DDNS.

Cherry Choppin Daddios

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I multiplied all the numbers against each other. Those zeroes really did a number on my results.

Not your feet? It’s your crotch. Invest in a scrub puff thing and use more soap than you think you need to. Imagine what crotch looks like and then imagine every crevice exaggerated 10x. Scrub every inch of every crevice.

Yes, you’re right. I initially didn’t see any reason to differentiate, but I remember the existential dread over the future of Dreamweaver, too.

Adobe’s unpopularity can be traced back to a decision it made over 10 years ago when it shifted from perpetual software licensing to subscription pricing.

I’ve heard people shitting on Adobe since CS3 and I started shitting on them at CS4. Adobe acquiring Flash was such a dark moment for so many creators.

I’m just guessing though, so I don’t know if this is helpful at all.

Any information is helpful and I truly appreciate you taking the time to summarize your workflow. I’ve actually never monitored the histogram outside of snapping the photo, so that alone is a great suggestion. I generally edit by eye and kinda feel my way through, but using a metric sounds like a great idea! It also makes a lot more sense if you’re right about RT/DT being more “literal.”

I know I haven’t given enough time to either piece of software, but I’ve been so shocked by how little of my process carried over, that I kinda ran away in fear almost immediately.

I have, but with terrible results. Can you recommend some tutorials? The behavior of various tools always surprises me, coming from Adobe raw and Lightroom.

For example, reducing contrast in Adobe tones down highlights and shadows while doing that in dark table and rawtherapee turns everything washed out and grey.

Yeah, so here’s my general process batch-editing photos in Adobe Camera Raw:

1. Drop the contrast
2. Drop the highlights
3. Punch up the shadows
4. Boost whites and blacks
5. Adjust white balance
6. Adjust exposure

When I’m done, I have a stark, professional looking photo to export. In darktable, trying this leaves me with a grey mess. I’ve also tried rawtherapee, but with even worse results. I’m 96% sure that the problem is me, though.

I’ve been on Linux as my primary OS for around a year now. I’m still looking for a replacement for Lightroom and camera raw that doesn’t absolutely crush any image I’m working on.

Fuck me, it actually says “beautiful clean coal.” I hope that history never forgets what moron this man was and how we all just kinda… let this happen. Myself included.