

Whenever someone sends me a video that someone recorded while they’re driving, I report the video and move on with my day. Don’t even care what the video was about and not gonna find out with my own eyeballs.
Whenever someone sends me a video that someone recorded while they’re driving, I report the video and move on with my day. Don’t even care what the video was about and not gonna find out with my own eyeballs.
100% pay cut, and you better say thank you
I had the original eeePC too. I found the problem with the screen to be the resolution, not the size. My Lenovo Legion Go with its 8" screen is perfect as my daily driver.
I’m in love with my Lenovo Legion Go and use it as my primary PC for programming, photo editing, graphic design, and gaming. My friend got me a nice case for it with a pocket that fits my folding keyboard, a dongle, and a few adapters. I’ve completely removed Windows and run Bazzite on it.
A project that I’m sporadically working on is to figure out how to use the controller and fps mouse with input-remapper and plover for an all-in-one steno keyboard/mouse solution.
This is why I feed blueberries to my chains
Despite? If my dick and balls fell out, I’d run faster than any human ever straight to the hospital! I need those for peeing and… Having balls!
Oof.
But one thing my sister’s partner said that stuck with me during the ramp-up to the pandemic about people refusing to take things seriously:
Remember these people when the zombie apocalypse starts because now you know who will hide the bite.
More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *
As my college RA who suffered from an extreme fear of zombies once told us during one of his multiple zombie preparedness meetings:
Never try lighting zombies on fire, especially if you’re in the same building as them. You know what’s the only thing worse than a bunch of zombies shambling up the stairs towards you? A bunch of zombies on fire shambling up the stairs towards you.
You underestimate our ability to analyze every problem and solution, and then light both of them on fire.
Especially your Lemmy profile. When you have to explain “federated” to USBP, you know they’re 5 minutes from welcoming you to the US with open arms.
They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”
Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.
Lemmy and YouTube. That’s it. Everything else gives me too much anxiety. At work, if I have to reference something from social media, I ask other people to look it up for me and send me the link.
Oh no! The power went out over night and all my family photos melted!
Fuck…
Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code
Trying to force the singularity, I see
Gladly! I’m pretty sure I already exceeded my expected lifespan and am more than willing to transfer my debt to a billionaire.
It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.
Usually promoting unsafe behavior or whatever seems to best match. No one’s sent me one of those videos in quite some time, so I don’t remember what the options are.