teft

60fps Next Generation makes my brain hurt. It’s like I’m watching a soap opera.

Yes, but you’ll be on the roads with them.

Yo, what’s with the Zune hate? I loved my turd brown Zune so much.

Some people wipe standing and others wipe seated.

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He is literally a wife beater and those type of men are always cowards.

Sic semper tyrannis

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Knowing the way corporations are I would guess some vendor convinced them this was a better solution. Probably some executive got a kickback too which is why it will stay that way.

Please mark this NSFW

I’m envious of you. Such a great series.

The spine of the world is so fluffy in the new adaptation.

The rate of decline of insects in the last few decades is quickly making that a non-issue.

I own my digital files.

I didn’t necessarily purchase all of them but i still own them. No one is going to delete them off my computer.

Any one who doesn’t know what happened should go watch Schindler’s List.

Sounds like it’s time for people to learn regex.

It’s literally a plot point in Elysium.

If I were not teft, I would be Diogenes.

I hear tulip bulbs are a good investment…

right to bump, scratch and/or smash the side of these vehicles in passing.

Whoops, looks like my tire pump that I was holding in my hand just collided with your thousand dollar mirror. My bad.

I’ve also been known to leave a dent in the doors of people who do this.

Fuck people who block bike lanes.